why that was nice

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i guess i should go fix another drink.. i dont want my cup to warm up.

 

[MmatsDude 10+ year member]

lol

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

i was brought up that it is wrong to drink before sundown, so i usually either shoot heroine or smoke a bowl of weed topped with opium before dinner. that way i can avoid drinking and not disgrace my family values. i may want to run for office as a republican some day.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i have no idea what it is supposed to imply.. except very poor English... The cars aren't even that nice.. they were like late-model Hyundai.. nicer Hyundai then they sell here.. but still..

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i was brought up that it is wrong to drink before sundown, so i usually either shoot heroine or smoke a bowl of weed topped with opium before dinner. that way i can avoid drinking and not disgrace my family values. i may want to run for office as a republican some day.

i thought the republican rule was not to drink before you've molested your first kid of the day.

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

what the fùck

 

[KyleBechtold 5,000+ posts]

english translation at its finest

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

i thought the republican rule was not to drink before you've molested your first kid of the day.

it depends on the ethnicity of the child. asian children have to be molested after drinking. mexican children while drinking. black children sober. white kids is still a toss up, as we haven't figured out how to police the molesting of the republicans own children. maybe some kind of tax per jab system would work.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

a tit-for-a-tax program sounds like it should work well..

 

[stocker08 10+ year member]

You know what they say, "Beer, its not just for breakfast anymore"

Hey, if you wanna get hammered at church, i say more power to ya.

 

[dB-SPL 10+ year member]

Thats the cheapest drunk there, Iv done it before...

I'm sure we all have.. But after you've tasted many different beers you learn to find only a handful that fit your taste buds. And 'Nasty' Ice is NOT one of mine. I can drink Labatt Blue or Bud Light all day long but that sh*t is just plain gross unless you're a 15+ beers deep and don't really give a f*ck..

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Sometimes I'll take like 4 shots in the morning.

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

Someone used babelfish free translator..

 

[csu87 10+ year member]

i thought asians were smart

 

[Atimm693 10+ year member]

All your base are belong to us.