why that was nice

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

people are too hung up on proving to everyone that they aren't gay that society makes stupid shit taboo and unacceptable. I mean people are totally freaked out by even seeing a wang that i find it pretty funny to show them mine.
Do you think fegs are totally freaked out when they see a vag? Do you think they get all worried that people might think they are straight? I doubt they get all uncomfortable and worried that they might be straight if they peep a vag every now and then.

So back to your question, is it gay to handle your own business when someone else is around? I don't think so so but i bet most people are too chicken freaked out and worried to agree with me.

Societal norms dictate that a doctor can practically jerk you off and play with your balls for a bit, then stick a finger up your ***, you get to pay for the privilege, and thats not gay at all. However, if you touch your own shit when someone else can see, thats totally gay.

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Well then in that case, I used to beat off in my dorm room while my roommate was asleep. Does this count?

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

No and No.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

A few good things that happened today.

#1

I decided to return the 16gig ipod touch i just ordered but hasn't been dropped off by FedEx yet. So i requested an RMA from apple and ordered a 32 gig touch to replace it. I also went with overnight shipping so i'll have it tuesday. Additionally, i ordered a battery extender for it that adds 100 hours of music playback or 21 hours of video playback. I also got a case.

#2

I worked the last day at my old job and am now completely unemployed for at least the next year. The residents at the assisted living i worked at, giving out pills in little paper cups, had a party for me where they gave me some balloons, cake 'n ice cream, and about $300.

3#

I leave figured out i leave for Korea in 15 days.

So what are some good things that happened to you?

 

[ascendantsubs1]

I leave for Korea in 10 days!!! see u there

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

seriously? where you going?

I'll be in Seoul attending Korea University.

 

[clubcar13 10+ year member]

I leave for korea in 16 days see you there!

 

[dvrmstrng 5,000+ posts]

wtf why are you all going to Korea?

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

I'm leaving for korea right now

and loving it.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i think you're both lying.

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

I saw Step Brothers //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif.

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

wtf why are you all going to Korea?

School.

Hmmm, good things....Can't think of any. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

i think you're both lying.

I go to Korea while drift. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bass-aholic 10+ year member]

im in korea right now.....

 

[ascendantsubs1]

Military

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

wat is this korea madness you all speak of?