What movie should I watch tonight?

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

My penis feels funny.

 

[andrew2944r 10+ year member]

My penis feels funny.

Lay of the whiskey Dan, lol

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.
Shut the fuck up!

best quote in the movie

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

ok its burn before reading it is...its the first out of the dvd burner.

Now its time to drink alot of whiskey