Trying to impress someone

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

just tell her you came on a car audio website for some ideas on how to slide up in her cooter. Tell her that you got no real help there and that you are just gonna try the honest approach.

Seriously, just tell the dame how you feel. If she goes, she goes, if she doesn't she never would have anyway. There is no set time to tell a skank how you feel. You just do it. They already know 15-30 minutes into meeting you if you got a real shot at her dirty parts.

This pic is of no relevance to the subject, but I found it funny.

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

i say give her a fart grenade. thats when you fart in your hand and trap it then toss it in her face!

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

This thread smells like gay

 

[Doola36 10+ year member]

you're getting better at this
roses are red

your pussy is pink

i'm gonna go down

that shit better not stink

now thats a winner............................//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

i say give her a fart grenade. thats when you fart in your hand and trap it then toss it in her face!

You are for sure the person I want giving me advice on how to impress a female...

Showing them how their clothes look on you is not the key.

 

[cheapo 10+ year member]

LMMFAO there are some funny poems on the first couple pages.

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

You are for sure the person I want giving me advice on how to impress a female...
Showing them how their clothes look on you is not the key.

dude then how do i get bishes , they love me because my personality is ****ing awesome . but they love me cause i aint scurd. just be your self. my self is a idiot so yeah i like to act dumb and shit. so bishes like that