Trying to impress someone

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Wait until a night that she has a headache. Crush up some aspirin, and rub it on your penis. Then tell her she can take it orally or as a supository

 

[tc3k101 5,000+ posts]

Roses are Red, violets are blue

get a restraining order if I follow you.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Wait until a night that she has a headache. Crush up some aspirin, and rub it on your penis. Then tell her she can take it orally or as a supository

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[tc3k101 5,000+ posts]

Roses are red

Violets are blue,

Please come to bed,

'Cause I want you!

:boobies:

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Roses are red Violets are blue,

Please come to bed,

'Cause I want you!

:boobies:

how sad, you're beggin //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

CawkMeat Sammich, Want Some?

Today I say you taking off your clothes,

It wasnt a surprise that you looked just like all the other hoes.

Now that I know

That you cant take a blow

I just really want to show you

What I would like to do with you.

First off its sad as you can see

To cram my sausage in your mouth

Now dont take it that way honey

This is the all famouse CawkMeat Sammich, you see?

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Roses are red

violets are blue

I'll be waiting behind the dumpsters

in back of the school

Roses are red

violets are blue

i put six ruphies

in your beef stew

 

[tc3k101 5,000+ posts]

roses are red

my balls are blue,

and it's all because of you.

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

I've got like 27 pages of poems I wrote. PM me.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

sing her the lyrics from the song with r kelly - feelin on yo booty

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

anal *** is more effective, Google says so

http://www.google.com/trends?q=anal+***,+vaginal+intercourse&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

Look at the popularity increase of anal *** versus vaginal intercourse

All the cools kids are doing it

 

[mlstrass 5,000+ posts]

show her your vag and hope she's a lez...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

just whip out the dong like Chris Cooley!

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Trying to impress people ftl. Be yourself you tool.