To all the fat guys...

[Fast1one 10+ year member]

...heres something to cheer about...

Being fat is good for youMonday, October 15, 2007

Fat

A man checking his life-saving belly

Health experts continue to bang on about obesity being bad for you, but clearly they haven't spoken to the German man who survived falling from a balcony by landing on his belly.

Gerhard Steiner, 27, was heartily munching on a sausage on his hotel balcony in Bayreuth when he lost his balance and toppled over the edge.

Mr Steiner fell more than twenty feet before crashing on to the ground, his fall broken by his ample girth.

Rather than dying like an ordinary mortal, Mr Steiner emerged with just a bruised rib and doctors said his fat has saved him.

So just remember that when you are considering whether to have another deep-fried Mars bar.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=70477&in_page_id=2

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[MisterGrubbs 5,000+ posts]

WOOHOO!!!

So my being fat is going ot kill me, or maybe even save me...hrmmm

Shit, yay for fat people haha

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

and BigBang rejoices

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

That guy has GUTS! It took GUTS to do what he did!

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

well, I guess its time to diet before ******* now.... jeezus, as if life couldnt get any worse now I have to LOSE weight before I jump off a building, but wait, I COULD always land on my head... hmmm....

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

if he was skinny he would've seen where his feet were and wouldn't trip on them, thus preventing him from falling altogether

 

[89montero 10+ year member]

haha my uncle is a cop and he said he responded to a call where an obese man was shot 6 times in the stomach and survived because the fat stopped the bullets before they reached a major organ.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

if he was skinny he would've been able to reach his gun and not sit there for them to shoot his gigantor ***

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Maybe i should be eating deep fried oreos instead of working out and eating right every day..

NAh...

I'd rather live a life full of *** and die young than live a virgin and die old.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

lol....lost his balance

probably bounced like a ball

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

and BigBang rejoices

lol oh shyt

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

like a built in airbag...