This guy right here

No one we didn't eat anything. We pregamed for the movie and were hammered af when we went in. We went to the midnight release and there were many bad bitches in attendance to that movie. A girl fell going up the stairs to one of the top rows before the movie started and I successfully started a slow clap.
Would have been way more epic if you caught her.. Grabbed some digits.. And slapped some cheeks .. But that's just me ...cough (sumtin like a pimp) cough

 
Would have been way more epic if you caught her.. Grabbed some digits.. And slapped some cheeks .. But that's just me ...cough (sumtin like a pimp) cough
Couldn't catch for two reasons. One I was unable to stand in one place myself and two she was on the other end of the movie theater. She was also from my memory only a 5 or 6 which is sufficient though to slap cheeks with in the state I was in.

 
Couldn't catch for two reasons. One I was unable to stand in one place myself and two she was on the other end of the movie theater. She was also from my memory only a 5 or 6 which is sufficient though to slap cheeks with in the state I was in.
Well played sir

 
Yes unless you get cremated than it is the end to everything. When you get buried at least you decompose and grow new life. (kind of, forgot coffins are sealed airtight)
when ur cremated you begin your life as decorative mantle piece...or you get accidentally used to grow herb and whenever someone smokes the resulting plant you magically reappear to help them cheat on college tests

 
jesus, why did this thread get all friendly? I want Murph and Momax to go back to telling each other they suck cocks.

 

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when ur cremated you begin your life as decorative mantle piece...or you get accidentally used to grow herb and whenever someone smokes the resulting plant you magically reappear to help them cheat on college tests
I feel like if this is true, it would have happened to me a lot more than it has.

 
Taylor Swift herself floats my boat. When I am drunk the occasional Katy Perry or Taylor Swift song also floats it. True men have songs they like they aren't proud of. Me and my friend went on a bro date to the Katy Perry movie. Let me tell you that shit was on point.
You and a buddy going on a "bro date" to a Katy Perry Movie?? You listen to that garbage cunt Taylor Swift who can't sing and looks like an anorexic bitch?

Let me tell you, that shit is gay.

 
jesus, why did this thread get all friendly? I want Murph and Momax to go back to telling each other they suck cocks. 

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I feel like if this is true, it would have happened to me a lot more than it has.

Don't worry I'll try.

Hey MOMAR DUMBASS, If a car comes with 1/0 wire from the factory, It's probably there for a reason.

 
Don't worry I'll try.
Hey MOMAR DUMBASS, If a car comes with 1/0 wire from the factory, It's probably there for a reason.
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