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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: hi ;p

You: I'm the Juggernaut bitch!

Stranger: r u polish?

You: like the sausauge

Stranger: please say no!

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[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

hahah

why hello thar

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You: did you hear about supa's mom?

Stranger: yea everybody ****ed her

Stranger: on ca.com

Stranger: duhhh

You: wow

You: even you know about that

You: whats your name on ca.com

Stranger: who doesnt know about her

You: lots of people

Stranger: is this dbfan?

You: no

You: silvercookie

Stranger: oh this is dbfan

You: who is?

Stranger: making sure nobodys posing as me!

You: lolololololol

You: im posting this

You: you *****

Stranger: post awayyy

You: lolol

You: so

You: hows it going

You: i got a few people from ca.com on here lol

Stranger: just testing some new subs

You: nice

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[bubbleboy 10+ year member]

Here comes dah banhammerz

 

[murderedtahoe 10+ year member]

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Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: m or f?

Stranger: m

Stranger: is that good or bad?

You: good im a tranvestie is that good or bad?

Stranger: pretty standard for me

You: grate

You: what do you like in an TS?

You: i have huge tits

You: very small penis

Stranger: the options they offer

Stranger: i prefer the other way around tbh

You: you Mutha****n ******! im out you piece of $hit!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: hey there!

You: can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

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[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

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Stranger: Hai

You: hi

You: you a mexican?

Stranger: Si

Stranger: Porque?

You: I don't like beaners

You: you stole my job!

Stranger: Poe que Mexicanos es bueno?

You: Don't speak in mexican! speak American!

Stranger: YOU SIR JUST WON OVER 9,000 INTERNETS

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haha

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

hahah
why hello thar

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You: did you hear about supa's mom?

Stranger: yea everybody ****ed her

Stranger: on ca.com

Stranger: duhhh

You: wow

You: even you know about that

You: whats your name on ca.com

Stranger: who doesnt know about her

You: lots of people

Stranger: is this dbfan?

You: no

You: silvercookie

Stranger: oh this is dbfan

You: who is?

Stranger: making sure nobodys posing as me!

You: lolololololol

You: im posting this

You: you *****

Stranger: post awayyy

You: lolol

You: so

You: hows it going

You: i got a few people from ca.com on here lol

Stranger: just testing some new subs

You: nice

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//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif that wasn't me dude lol

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

0_0

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

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Stranger: hey there!

You: can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

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I lol'd. I'm gonna use that one.. lolol.

 

[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: you american?

Stranger: how are you

Stranger: yes

You: I'm from zimbabway

You: I no no how to spell well

Stranger: That's funny, because you can't even spell Zimbabwe

You: are you a minor?

You: miner

Stranger: Yes I have 450 skilling in mining.

You: you make much money! $450 a month is a lot!

You: how do you make so much money being under 18?

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here's another one..not as good though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

lololoololol

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Stranger: This is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.

You: ***

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

lololoololol
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Stranger: This is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.

You: ***

ha ha

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: UG

You: I'm looking for little boys.

Stranger: really

You: Yes

Stranger: I have some in my closet give me a minute

You: Would they like to play tugawar with me?

Stranger: wouldent reccomend it, they have axes

You: Or Pin The Tail On The Donkey?

Stranger: the small one has a .45

You: perhaps some candy to intice them?

Stranger: in a creepy shady van with Free cnady painted on the side?

You: Do you mind if I break off a piece of my KitKat Bar for them?

Stranger: no, go right ahead

You: their .40 is no match for my .50 cannon!

You: .45*

Stranger: 19inch cannon

You: around?

Stranger: battle ship?

You: so which one of us is the troll?

Stranger: who cares

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[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

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Stranger: hello?

You: hi stranger

Stranger: the last person i spoke to told me they were god

Stranger: i found that a bit hard to believe

You: that's impossible

Stranger: you don't think god uses the internet?

You: god doesn't have internet

You: the devil has the internet...it's how he controls young minds!

Stranger: so where were you before omegle connected us? were you like me just instantly teleported to this conversation upon signing

Stranger: in?

Stranger: or is there an omegle lounge?

You: SATAN IS COMING

Stranger: full of anonymous people?

Stranger: really?

You: SANTANA

You: I don't wear shoes

You: do you?

Stranger: i do in fact wear shoes

Stranger: sneakers actually

Stranger: well this has been amusing

Stranger: ciao!

You: They make my feet smell rancide, so I refrain from wearing them

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

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Stranger: hey whats up with ya

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