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[csu87 10+ year member]

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Stranger: ryan?

You: no

Stranger: muslim hater?

You: straight up. i kill their men and **** their women and eat their babies

Stranger: why would you do that to my race?

You: i will rip ur eyes out and skull **** u

Stranger: why?

You: mostly because u guys are dune coons

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[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

hang on i found a cool person.

Peace.

 

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/debaserhc

You: bueno

Stranger: Mosh?

You: yo soy dios blanko

Stranger: Eff you Taco Bell

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

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You: ******

Stranger: Rugged rhymsters, crooked crimesters

Dime droppers, twenty-five-to-lifers

Backstabbers, low blowers

Illegal... cocaine growers

Starvation, profanity

Anxiety, brothers tryin me

Gun slingers, dead ringers

Stranger: INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS

You: ok?

Stranger: GZA

You: ah

You: good shit

Stranger: WU-TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TA **** WITH

You: bunch on ******s

Stranger: the realest ******s

Stranger: those are some ******s I would never lynch

You: haha

You: x2.

You: tech n9ne is good

Stranger: he's alright

Stranger: if you are a juggalo

You: nah

You: i like his older shit

You: icp sucks ****

Stranger: YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THA KKKLOWNZ?

You: ****

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[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

ugh

You: oh dear.

You: :|

You: not you

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Stranger: maaaan you again

Stranger: sucks

You: well it's ok i'll pretend you're pretty

Stranger: me2

Stranger: so, lets make out

You: you first then I will

You: my *** won't pucker up for me too

You: nevermind

Stranger: kk

Stranger: pq?

You: struddle in the oven turn up the heat, when i come over.. I come to eat.

You: ca.com

You: :|

You: fyi

Stranger: eeek

Stranger: good to know, errrr

You: GOOD

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: who's there

You: who's cock is bigger, mine or your dads?

Stranger: my dad's a ************

Stranger: so yours

Stranger: dick

You: stop beating around his bush and answer the question

Stranger: that doesn't change the fact it's only 2 inches

Stranger: I just did, retard

Stranger: I love harassing strangers

Stranger: *******

You: that's 2" more than your mom has ever gotten

Stranger: it makes me feel nice

You: you're so kind

Stranger: sure, I was made without any ***

You: actually very nice

Stranger: my mother stared to the heavens and god fucked her with his spirit

Stranger: I am, of course, over 2000 years old, you know

Stranger: *I put on my robe and wizard hat*

Stranger: so, what's up?

Stranger: not much, eh

Stranger: cat's got your typing finger?

Stranger: or are you masturbating with two hands now

Stranger: fuck you, I'm leaving

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[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

resident evil 4:

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Stranger: hi

You: GREEtInGS STRANGER

You: what'ta ya buyin' ?

You: i'll sale that for a high price!

You: what'ta ya buyin' ?

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You: what'ta ya buyin' ?

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[shaneb 10+ year member]

You: What you got

Stranger: ?

You: Pikachu, go!

Stranger: AUHAHiuhIa

Stranger: deve ser brasileiro

Stranger: AIuhuiHAIu

You: That's not a poke mon

You: I caught 'em all. I know.

Stranger: okey

Stranger: Go to hell

Stranger: Now

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

ok

who was this?

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Stranger: I accidentaly a bottle.

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[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: what?

You: i accidently the whole thing

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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i said i have a big cawk and they disconnected

 

[shaneb 10+ year member]

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You: Socialism

Stranger: Bonsoir jeune pomme :noel:

Stranger: YES AND ?

You: wow, I can't believe I managed to nail that one before you even spoke

Stranger: ENGLISH = ???

Stranger: :rire:

You: I was gonna make a Obama joke, but you beat me to it..you french canadian bastard

Stranger: BARACK AU BAMA

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[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

lolololol

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Stranger:

You: what the **** do you want?

Stranger: hey **** you guy

You: no **** you

You: i said it first

Stranger: i demand some respect in this god **** chat room

You: who the **** do you think you are you ****ing ****

Stranger: who the fucfk do you ****ing think your talking to ****

Stranger: you're from ****ing ebaums arent you

Stranger: **** you

You: no

You: im from ****ing caraudio.com you ****ing **** that ****ed a ****er

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You: oh

You: is that you?

Stranger: ****in right

Stranger: i havce that tattooed inside my ****ing anus

You: you like getting ****ed in the *** by ****ing ****ers?

Stranger: Um, sir

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Stranger: lol

You: wow

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

lol.

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Stranger: hey

You: yo

Stranger: asl?

You: 17/male/in your mom

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: hello

You: yellow

Stranger: hello

You: echo?

Stranger: hello

You: show me your O face

Stranger: hello

Stranger: Grandfather, is that you/

Stranger: no grandpa

You: so do you spit or swallow?

Stranger: dont do that

Stranger: no grandpa no

Stranger: nooooo

Stranger: please not again

Stranger: it's all my fault isnt it

Stranger: no grandpa dont touch me there

You: let me get my whip

You: I'm gonna capcodtulsa your ***

Stranger: shit

Stranger: .....

Stranger: I'm a Zebra you fuckhead

You: I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Stranger: ....

You: fuckin ref

Stranger: I'm a zebra you fuckhead

You: you fuckin refs gave that game to the Steelers

Stranger: I'm a zebra you fuck head, here is a picture of me as proof http://www.jao.com/africa/ngorongoro/gazelle.jpg

You: that's a gazelle dumbass

Stranger: I'm a zebra you fuckhead

You: muthafucka I can read

You: I'm the Juggernaut bitch!

You: you starin at the screen like you want some of this

Stranger: .....

Stranger: ASL?

You: More than you can afford pal!

Stranger: Me, 12/Zebra/African Dessert

Stranger: How bout you?

You: fuckin Nigerian scammer

Stranger: all you have to do is send me your checking informaation with your socia security number

Stranger: so that I can release the funds left behind from my royal father

Stranger: into a us accuont

Stranger: in return I wil ldonate 2.3 million us funds to your name

You: I'll send you a box full of horse semen and cow shit

Stranger: My grandmother was a nigerian scam you immature fuchead

Stranger: Yeeeeeeahhhh telll me mroe

You: bitch you can't even spell right

You: you need Jesus in your life

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