Talk to strangers

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

You: Hi

Stranger: Got the package?

You: yes

You: Everything appears to be Intact

Stranger: Hand it over

You: But i just got it

You: You get to pay for return shipping

Stranger: I need them for tea time tomorrow afternoon

Stranger: Shit, cops

 

[JBLCAMRY 10+ year member]

Stranger: hi

You: ello

Stranger: hows it goin?

You: ood, aving a ood ime ere.

Stranger: re ou ow?

You: m i hat?

You: hat s our roblem?

You: itch!

Stranger: hat he ell?

Stranger: uck ou sshole

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: Howdy Stranger

You: my mom told me to never talk to strangers

Stranger: So did Ronny James Dio

Stranger: Here we still are talking to strangers

You: his music sucks

Stranger: Quite true, but he has a good voice

Stranger: Still even

You: You know how I know you're gay?

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: hey

You: bullshit ******* nobody likes the tuna here

Stranger: haha

Stranger: nice

Stranger: shit movie though

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[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: So i herd u liek Mudkips?

You: one time i put a snickers in my butt and pooped in on your dads face

You: : /

You: he actually sucked it out as I was tea baggin his face

Stranger: my dads allergic to nuts.

You: he had plenty of them all over his mouth

Stranger: he probably didn't enjoy that for various reasons.

Stranger: how odd.

You: ever think about him *****?

You: your dad

You: ?

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Everyone just acts retarded on there.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hello

You: hi, were are you from?

Stranger: hoe are you?

You: hoe are me? wtf

Stranger: 'im from brazil

Stranger: and you?

You: I aint no hoe mother****er.

 

[Savag3 10+ year member]

Stranger: Does Marsellus Wallace look like a *****?

You: no but u do

Stranger: OH IM ABOUT TO GO MILITANT

Stranger: AND YOU SHALL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD!

Stranger: WHEN I STRIKE MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE

You: il **** ur mom in front of you while your tied up in duct tape

Stranger: ENGLISH MOTHER****ER

Stranger: DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: :3

You: 8=======D

Stranger: ohh myy

Stranger: hehe

You: turns you on huh?

Stranger: yeah my cocks getting real hard

You: my butthole puckered

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: touche anon

You: my browneye just winked at you

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you win bai

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[Savag3 10+ year member]

QUOTE=DBfan187;6008769]Connecting to server...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: :3

You: 8=======D

Stranger: ohh myy

Stranger: hehe

You: turns you on huh?

Stranger: yeah my cocks getting real hard

You: my butthole puckered

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: touche anon

You: my browneye just winked at you

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you win bai

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[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

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You: yo

Stranger: 9mm or .45?

You: ***** shit

You: .50

Stranger: thank you, thats the best answer all day

You: haha

You: so

You: you planning on killing yourself?

Stranger: no, just asking folks

Stranger: well, i gotta find some more people

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[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Lol, their website won't open now.

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ?

Stranger: yo

You: who are you?

Stranger: i am ryan

You: i dont know you

You: what the **** do you want?

Stranger: i want to talk to strangers

Stranger: it gets me hard

You: ok *** whatever

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[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

works for me.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi!

You: so i was banging your mom last night

You: was good

Stranger: rm fame ?

You: wat?

Stranger: lol klar bist du von readmore

You: lol speak so ****ing english

Stranger: als ob du engländer bist

Stranger: HEIL HITLER

You: ok

You: im not jewish

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

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Stranger: aim lokin 4 my mother

Stranger: have u seen her?

You: shes lookin up at me right now my muh d*ck in her mouth

Stranger: what a relief