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[got_focus? 10+ year member]

Stranger: Hi..

You: can you smell that?

Stranger: no lol..

You: yeah baby, thats what the rock is cooking!

Stranger: lmao.. what is it?

You: aborted *****

Stranger: niice

You: mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Stranger: lol

You: just wish I knew if I was eating a chick

You: that would be HOT

Stranger: lmao.. ok haha

You: would you like some?

Stranger: nah, i'm good thanks.

You: I have 2 sitting here and one is going to be more than enough for me

Stranger: lmao, i've already eaten.. save it for another day lol

You: they don't warm up too well

Stranger: ahh, get someone else round to have it..

You: maybe this will trip your appetite

You: http://www.idude.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/abortion2.jpg

Stranger: ok, i rate dont wanna look lol

You: its lunch man

Stranger: lol, i know but its gonna be naaasty lol

You: I guess I could take another picture without the fork if you would like

Stranger: lmao

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[peas247 10+ year member]

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Stranger: hi

You: anal

Stranger: not now

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[timaishu 10+ year member]

I was doing this and it connected me to my brother who was sitting right behind me.lol

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: Does Marcellus Wallace look like a *****?

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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

alright who was i talking to that said supa's mom?

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

the site doesnt work for me anymore.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

alright who was i talking to that said supa's mom?

I laughed pretty hard at most of these but this one is the best!

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[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

You realize that you guys are simply talking to each other right? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

haha

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

this shit is funny

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

deff worth some laughs

 

[Twisted_0912 10+ year member]

lol i got this guy to go to ca.com and he had the same kinda thread on his forum

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Stranger: Hello

You: hi stanger

Stranger: my name is Face of Bear

You: cool

Stranger: I am a member of the Sioux tribe

Stranger: what is your name?

You: my name i_fukd_ur_mom

You: part of the ***** piunders tribe

Stranger: Interesting, I have not heard of this tribe

You: yeah itsn new

Stranger: we are located now only in Arizona, on the Witchitaw plains

You: u should go to caraudio.com

Stranger: where is your tribe?

You: there is a thread about this website

Stranger: What is caraudio.com?

You: my trribe website

Stranger: There is one on skateboard-city.com as well

Stranger: many of my clanspeople are members there

You: cool

You: did u go there yet im going to ur site

Stranger: So, how are you today?

Stranger: It is loading page, internet is slow here

You: im good

You: when it loads click on the talk to strangers thread

Stranger: I am viewing the thread

You: what is the first post?

Stranger: http://omegle.com/

here's mine:

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Stranger: Hello, I'm a student from Sweden. I'd like to chat. If you don't want to chat say "BULUBALA"

You: abracadabra

Stranger: I'm impressed!

You: So do you spit or swallow?

Stranger: BULUBALA

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You: lol nice

Stranger: that is first post on your forum

Stranger: is that you?

You: no not me

You: he is teh manyposter

You: i am gonna post this convo on there

Stranger: Ahh, I am one of those on my forum, I am helpful indian

Stranger: Very well, I will lurk for it

You: once we are done

Stranger: I will post ours on our board

Stranger: maybe we should engage in how you say, more comedy?

You: maybe we should

Stranger: What is funny about you?

You: i am on your forum

Stranger: would you like the link to the thread?

You: yes

Stranger: http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/showthread.php?t=203669

You: ok

You: i just watched the facepalm video

Stranger: Try and guess whom I am

You: hmmmmmmmmmmm... i say you are the op?

You: just a guess

Stranger: No no.

You: hmmmm...

You: let me look longer.

Stranger: Holy cow, that kid has 44,777 posts

You: our forums have the same ideas

Stranger: jesus christ

You: lol i said he is the manyposter

Stranger: yeah, but I just now realized post count

Stranger: I'm not going to pretend to be an Indian anymore

You: ok sunds good

Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat

You: nice

Stranger: OVER THERE THE NAZIS

You: i am currently in my trool outfit

Stranger: wut?

You: troll out fit sry my spelling is off

Stranger: Ahh yeah, trolls

Stranger: I had one under a bridge once

Stranger: want to hear the story?

You: i still think u are the op in that therad

You: and yes i want to hear teh story

Stranger: So I was sitting on this bridge right, and this scaley slimey mother****er starting growling and shit

Stranger: naw, not OP

Stranger: I've posted I think 1 or 2 convos in the thread

You: be sure to post this one and we will link our tribes together

Stranger: Sounds good

Stranger: now about that troll

You: back to ur story

Stranger: so I kicked it in the nuts, but then it shit all over me, which burned like the hot magma of mt. katmondoon

Stranger: so I ran, firing at it with my ion cannon, but to no availe, trolls are invincible to ionic particles

You: o noez not mt. katmondoon

Stranger: so I dove into a vat of urine, to come out on the other side of china, where I hung out with some gooks

Stranger: but then I realized they were on my lawn

Stranger: so I shot them

Stranger: and that

Stranger: is how I got rid of the troll

You: yeah i was just batling a level 99 wizard but the noobx waz using a ion cannon

You: very good story

Stranger: IT WAS UUUUUU

Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU\

You: u area level 99 wizard???????????????????????????????!?!?!?!?!

You: are a

Stranger: You're IP has been logged, and has been notified to the authorities on the account of Child ***********

Stranger: YEAH I AM

Stranger: about to be 100

You: oh noez

Stranger: just gotta make a few more fires and shit

You: yea or mine some gold in the gold mine on mt. katmondoon

Stranger: There is no gold there

Stranger: only pyrite

Stranger: I am afraid however

You: **** i am a noob

Stranger: the Germans are coming

Stranger: to take me away

You: not those nazis

You: area u a jewish wizard

Stranger: Yes, I am a Red Army spy

Stranger: no

You: ok good

Stranger: Russian Wizard

Stranger: aka

Stranger: the USSRWAORAORT

You: oh noez it was u i was battling

Stranger: the United Soviat Socialist Ruassian Wizards Academy of Russia And Other Russian Things

You: *runs and hides*

You: CA.COM *****

Stranger: So you are the nazi troll

Stranger: WE MEET AGAIN SILVERBLASTER

Stranger: whats ca.com?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: haha

Stranger: nevermind

You: caraudio

Stranger: SBC.COM ******

You: lol

You: win

Stranger: is that the best you've got nazi filth?

Stranger: my grandfathers and their grandfathers ****ed *****es on this soil

You: i will be awaiting your post on your tribes forum as i am out

Stranger: and I'll be ****ed if your boots conquer it

Stranger: YES

You: good bye

Stranger: RUN COWARD

You: lol

Stranger: I await your post

You: sounds good

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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You: so

You: want to hear a joke

Stranger: supas mom?

You: no

You: did she accidentaly the whole thing?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: she sure did

You: even sethphillips?

Stranger: yep

You: what about cotjones?

Stranger: non spelling ****er

You: 0_0

Stranger: jl humper

You: whats your name on ca.com

Stranger: lol

Stranger: JBL CAMRY

Stranger: woot

You: no wai

You: lol

You: silvercookjie

Stranger: haha

Stranger: what was the joke going to be?

You: oh lol

You: what do you call a black person in a tree with a suit case?

Stranger: not a clue

You: branch manager

Stranger: el oh el

You: this shit is hilarious

You: was waiting to see someone from ca.com

Stranger: yes it is

Stranger: on with the fun

You: im posting this

You: peace

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[bubbleboy 10+ year member]

So I was talking to some *** on here, and it appears I got this:

This is long, but has some lulz

You: Hello

Stranger: hi stanger

You: my name is Face of Bear

Stranger: cool

You: I am a member of the Sioux tribe

You: what is your name?

Stranger: my name i_fukd_ur_mom

Stranger: part of the ***** piunders tribe

You: Interesting, I have not heard of this tribe

Stranger: yeah itsn new

You: we are located now only in Arizona, on the Witchitaw plains

Stranger: u should go to caraudio.com

You: where is your tribe?

Stranger: there is a thread about this website

You: What is caraudio.com?

Stranger: my trribe website

You: There is one on skateboard-city.com as well

You: many of my clanspeople are members there

Stranger: cool

Stranger: did u go there yet im going to ur site

You: So, how are you today?

You: It is loading page, internet is slow here

Stranger: im good

Stranger: when it loads click on the talk to strangers thread

You: I am viewing the thread

Stranger: what is the first post?

You: http://omegle.com/

here's mine:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello, I'm a student from Sweden. I'd like to chat. If you don't want to chat say "BULUBALA"

You: abracadabra

Stranger: I'm impressed!

You: So do you spit or swallow?

Stranger: BULUBALA

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Stranger: lol nice

You: that is first post on your forum

You: is that you?

Stranger: no not me

Stranger: he is teh manyposter

Stranger: i am gonna post this convo on there

You: Ahh, I am one of those on my forum, I am helpful indian

You: Very well, I will lurk for it

Stranger: once we are done

You: I will post ours on our board

You: maybe we should engage in how you say, more comedy?

Stranger: maybe we should

You: What is funny about you?

Stranger: i am on your forum

You: would you like the link to the thread?

Stranger: yes

You: http://www.skateboard-city.com/messa...d.php?t=203669

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i just watched the facepalm video

You: Try and guess whom I am

Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmm... i say you are the op?

Stranger: just a guess

You: No no.

Stranger: hmmmm...

Stranger: let me look longer.

You: Holy cow, that kid has 44,777 posts

Stranger: our forums have the same ideas

You: jesus christ

Stranger: lol i said he is the manyposter

You: yeah, but I just now realized post count

You: I'm not going to pretend to be an Indian anymore

Stranger: ok sunds good

You: I put on my robe and wizard hat

Stranger: nice

You: OVER THERE THE NAZIS

Stranger: i am currently in my trool outfit

You: wut?

Stranger: troll out fit sry my spelling is off

You: Ahh yeah, trolls

You: I had one under a bridge once

You: want to hear the story?

Stranger: i still think u are the op in that therad

Stranger: and yes i want to hear teh story

You: So I was sitting on this bridge right, and this scaley slimey mother****er starting growling and shit

You: naw, not OP

You: I've posted I think 1 or 2 convos in the thread

Stranger: be sure to post this one and we will link our tribes together

You: Sounds good

You: now about that troll

Stranger: back to ur story

You: so I kicked it in the nuts, but then it shit all over me, which burned like the hot magma of mt. katmondoon

You: so I ran, firing at it with my ion cannon, but to no availe, trolls are invincible to ionic particles

Stranger: o noez not mt. katmondoon

You: so I dove into a vat of urine, to come out on the other side of china, where I hung out with some gooks

You: but then I realized they were on my lawn

You: so I shot them

You: and that

You: is how I got rid of the troll

Stranger: yeah i was just batling a level 99 wizard but the noobx waz using a ion cannon

Stranger: very good story

You: IT WAS UUUUUU

You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU\

Stranger: u area level 99 wizard???????????????????????????????!?!?!?!?!

Stranger: are a

You: You're IP has been logged, and has been notified to the authorities on the account of Child ***********

You: YEAH I AM

You: about to be 100

Stranger: oh noez

You: just gotta make a few more fires and shit

Stranger: yea or mine some gold in the gold mine on mt. katmondoon

You: There is no gold there

You: only pyrite

You: I am afraid however

You: the Germans are coming

Stranger: **** i am a noob

You: to take me away

Stranger: not those nazis

Stranger: area u a jewish wizard

You: Yes, I am a Red Army spy

You: no

Stranger: ok good

You: Russian Wizard

You: aka

You: the USSRWAORAORT

Stranger: oh noez it was u i was battling

You: the United Soviat Socialist Ruassian Wizards Academy of Russia And Other Russian Things

Stranger: *runs and hides*

You: So you are the nazi troll

Stranger: CA.COM *****

You: WE MEET AGAIN SILVERBLASTER

You: whats ca.com?

You: oh

You: haha

You: nevermind

Stranger: caraudio

You: SBC.COM ******

Stranger: lol

Stranger: win

You: is that the best you've got nazi filth?

You: my grandfathers and their grandfathers ****ed *****es on this soil

Stranger: i will be awaiting your post on your tribes forum as i am out

You: and I'll be ****ed if your boots conquer it

You: YES

Stranger: good bye

You: RUN COWARD

Stranger: lol

You: I await your post

Stranger: sounds good

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[Twisted_0912 10+ year member]

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