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[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: um. hi.

You: hi

Stranger: whats.... up.

You: nothin much just talkin to you

Stranger: Yeah, fair enough.

Stranger: What if i was meagan fox, and you didnt know

You: i wouldnt really care cause im a girl

Stranger: haha. cool. i dont even know who meagan fox is... my friend on the phone keeps obsessing over her.

Stranger: i think my friend is totally lez

Stranger: but she denies it...

You: shes a actress

You: lol

Stranger: well i know that. just not like i cant put a face to the name

Stranger: wow that made no sense

You: you have pics?

Stranger: yupp

Stranger: ill find a link hold on...

You: wanna trade

Stranger: sure.

Stranger: i guess.

Stranger: please dont be a forty year old man :]

You: lol im only 15 years old

Stranger: lol me too

You: no way

You: lol

Stranger: YEAH WAY

Stranger: heres a link

Stranger: http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp230/YellowWallArt/HPIM2601.jpg

Stranger: wait...

Stranger: does that work?

You: yes

Stranger: yes indeed it does

You: cute

You: heres mine

Stranger: lol thanks.

You: imma cheerleader

You: http://i44.tinypic.com/20j0ahd.jpg

Stranger: yeah im just a normal kid. this one kid in pe class calls me emo all the time, and im not so... yeah

Stranger: haha :]

Stranger: are you sure youre 15? :[

Stranger: *

You: ok i lied im 13

You: dont be mad

Stranger: lol.

Stranger: i was like...

Stranger: 15...? or like 13 lol

You: where are you from?

Stranger: Florida. You?

You: well im on spring break in orlando with my family

You: but im from ny

Stranger: aww dude! i love ny.

Stranger: but yeah im on spring break.

Stranger: do you have AIM?

You: no aim

Stranger: ooh.

Stranger: myspace? facebook?

You: my mom made me delete it

You: nope

Stranger: lol wow

You: do you live close to orlando?

Stranger: way to keep in contact with the out side world

Stranger: nahh, tallahassee

You: well i have an iphone

Stranger: youre like... isnt that redneck? NO! i cant stand country accents

You: lol

Stranger: haha orlando is pretty cool

Stranger: ive been there 4257204785 tiems

Stranger: times*

You: ur sooo cute i want to send you another pic i hope you like it

Stranger: lol haha ok

You: ****************

Stranger: heh

You: : )

You: you like it?

Stranger: yesss

You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database

You: Please wait while we process your IP address.

Stranger: woahh

Stranger: what happened

You: SIR DO NOT LEAVE THIS CHAT

Stranger: ok

You: DOING SO WE GIVE US THE RIGHT TO TRACK YOUR LOCATION

Stranger: ok

You: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Stranger: 15

You: HOW OLD DID THE GIRL SAY SHE WAS?

Stranger: 15 at first

Stranger: then 13

You: SIR DO YOU KNOW THAT IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA IT IS ILLEGAL TO VIEW **** PICTURES OF 13 YEAR OLDS?

Stranger: yeah but i didnt knwo what it was

Stranger: i just opened it

You: THAT IS CHILD ***********

Stranger: then exited out

Stranger: yes im aware

Stranger: i didnt save it

Stranger: or anything

Stranger: i just deleted it

Stranger: i was about to leave the chat

Stranger: then you told me not to

You: ACCORDING TO OUR CHAT LOGS YOU SAID YOU LIKED THE PICTURE

You: IS THAT CORRECT?

Stranger: yeah i liked it

Stranger: but its against the law

You: TRUE

Stranger: im not dumb or anything, we talked about it at school

Stranger: and im not willing to be marked as a ****** predator

Stranger: i would like to have a career

Stranger: and a future

Stranger: and righjt not im so scared i can barely type

You: BY DOING SO YOU ENGAGED IN ****** ACTIVITY WITH A MINOR

Stranger: but im only 15?

You: RIGHT

Stranger: i didnt know it was nudes

You: BUT 13 YEARS OLD ARE PROTECTED UNDER THE STATE OF FLORIDA

You: FROM **********

You: Location found.

Stranger: Sir,

Stranger: i didnt do anything wrong

Stranger: i didnt even know what happened

You: SIR IM GOING TO ASK YOU TO REMAIN AT YOUR HOME UNTIL THE AUTHORITIES ARRIVE

Stranger: ok

You: YOU CAN EXPLAIN TO THEM WHAT HAPPENED

Stranger: ok.

You: BUT BY LEAVING YOU WILL BE LISTED AS A WANTED FELON IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA

Stranger: ok i wont leave

You: THIS CHAT LOG HAS ENDED

You have disconnected.

or send us feedback.

WIN!!

can i has PM to link of nudie???

 

[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: emag eht tsol tsuj ouY

You: u little *****. speak enlgish ******

Stranger: ****ing nub it's backwards

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahaha

dude, your avatar makes me want to puke every time i see that thing!

 

[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

Stranger: guess where am i from?

You: uranus

You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\

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You have disconnected.

haha, I'm gonna do this right now lol

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: want to hear a joke?

Stranger: sure

You: knock knock

Stranger: who's tere?

You: guess what

Stranger: what?

You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\

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___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|

____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|

______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|

_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/

_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/

______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\

_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\

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You have disconnected.

 

[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup

Stranger: yr pants off yet?

You: not yet

Stranger: well ****in hurry

Stranger: i don't have time for this

You: I take em off like I put em on, one leg at a time

You: guess where I'm from

You: ?!?!

Stranger: aw man the suspense is killin me

Stranger: DUDE I DON'T KNOW WHERE

You: uranus

You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\

|_______|_____________\__________|______|

|_______`._____________|_________|_______:

.\________|____________|_________\|_______|

_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:

__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|

___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|

____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|

______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|

_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/

_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/

______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\

_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\

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____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|

____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|

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You have disconnected.

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

this one is better

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hello

You: want to hear a joke?

Stranger: yes please

You: knock

You: knock

Stranger: who's there

You: guess what

Stranger: guess what who

You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\

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|_______`._____________|_________|_______:

.\________|____________|_________\|_______|

_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:

__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|

___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|

____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|

______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|

_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/

_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/

______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\

_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\

_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|

____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|

____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|

____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|

____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_

___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|

___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|

___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|

__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

You have disconnected.

 

[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup

You: ***

Stranger: sup \d\

You: asl

You: now!

Stranger: 18mrussia

You: oooo, ur 18 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Stranger: ooooooOOOOooo

You: i like them older

Stranger: me too

You: so you wouldn't like 14/m/us

You: ??? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

You: :'(

Stranger: im already dating my grandad

Stranger: i like to flap around in his pools of shit

Stranger: he cant control himself you see

You: it's ok, I don't look to date, just to bust a load

Stranger: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Stranger: u maek me sad

You: u interested in 14/m/us???? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

lolz

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

what my knock knock joke one wasnt good?

 

[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

lol yea

 

[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hai

Stranger: hi

You: sup?

Stranger: nuttin

You: me too

You: asl

Stranger: 14/m/usa

You: oooo me too!

Stranger: kewl

You: super cool!

You: you homosexual?

Stranger: why

You: I am

Stranger: ever did it with a guy?

You: sunday! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Stranger: lol

You: 2nd time!

Stranger: wow

You: you?

Stranger: what did you do

You: I recieved the 1st time

You: and gave the second!

Stranger: ouch

You: you aren't answering any of my questions!!!!!

You: no, I couldn't sit for a while

You: you gay?

Stranger: no i a m not

You: wanna be?

Stranger: never thought about it

Stranger: prob not

You: really? you should try atleast once

You: can't knock it till you try it

Stranger: lol...how old was the other guy

You: feels good after a while

You: 16

You: you think you'll ever try? atleast giving it?

Stranger: i have put my finger in my butt while jacking off in the shower

You: It's much better than that!

You: find someone older who knows what they are doing tho!

Stranger: i dont know about that

You: you should atleast try it once

Stranger: but i like *****

You: fat guy? man *****!

Stranger: no girlsss\

ahahah!!!!!!!!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi.

You: Hi

You: I'm Rick

Stranger: Astley?

You: never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

[M Cook 10+ year member]

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: um. hi.

You: hi

Stranger: whats.... up.

You: nothin much just talkin to you

Stranger: Yeah, fair enough.

Stranger: What if i was meagan fox, and you didnt know

You: i wouldnt really care cause im a girl

Stranger: haha. cool. i dont even know who meagan fox is... my friend on the phone keeps obsessing over her.

Stranger: i think my friend is totally lez

Stranger: but she denies it...

You: shes a actress

You: lol

Stranger: well i know that. just not like i cant put a face to the name

Stranger: wow that made no sense

You: you have pics?

Stranger: yupp

Stranger: ill find a link hold on...

You: wanna trade

Stranger: sure.

Stranger: i guess.

Stranger: please dont be a forty year old man :]

You: lol im only 15 years old

Stranger: lol me too

You: no way

You: lol

Stranger: YEAH WAY

Stranger: heres a link

Stranger: http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp230/YellowWallArt/HPIM2601.jpg

Stranger: wait...

Stranger: does that work?

You: yes

Stranger: yes indeed it does

You: cute

You: heres mine

Stranger: lol thanks.

You: imma cheerleader

You: http://i44.tinypic.com/20j0ahd.jpg

Stranger: yeah im just a normal kid. this one kid in pe class calls me emo all the time, and im not so... yeah

Stranger: haha :]

Stranger: are you sure youre 15? :[

Stranger: *

You: ok i lied im 13

You: dont be mad

Stranger: lol.

Stranger: i was like...

Stranger: 15...? or like 13 lol

You: where are you from?

Stranger: Florida. You?

You: well im on spring break in orlando with my family

You: but im from ny

Stranger: aww dude! i love ny.

Stranger: but yeah im on spring break.

Stranger: do you have AIM?

You: no aim

Stranger: ooh.

Stranger: myspace? facebook?

You: my mom made me delete it

You: nope

Stranger: lol wow

You: do you live close to orlando?

Stranger: way to keep in contact with the out side world

Stranger: nahh, tallahassee

You: well i have an iphone

Stranger: youre like... isnt that redneck? NO! i cant stand country accents

You: lol

Stranger: haha orlando is pretty cool

Stranger: ive been there 4257204785 tiems

Stranger: times*

You: ur sooo cute i want to send you another pic i hope you like it

Stranger: lol haha ok

You: ****************

Stranger: heh

You: : )

You: you like it?

Stranger: yesss

You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database

You: Please wait while we process your IP address.

Stranger: woahh

Stranger: what happened

You: SIR DO NOT LEAVE THIS CHAT

Stranger: ok

You: DOING SO WE GIVE US THE RIGHT TO TRACK YOUR LOCATION

Stranger: ok

You: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Stranger: 15

You: HOW OLD DID THE GIRL SAY SHE WAS?

Stranger: 15 at first

Stranger: then 13

You: SIR DO YOU KNOW THAT IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA IT IS ILLEGAL TO VIEW **** PICTURES OF 13 YEAR OLDS?

Stranger: yeah but i didnt knwo what it was

Stranger: i just opened it

You: THAT IS CHILD ***********

Stranger: then exited out

Stranger: yes im aware

Stranger: i didnt save it

Stranger: or anything

Stranger: i just deleted it

Stranger: i was about to leave the chat

Stranger: then you told me not to

You: ACCORDING TO OUR CHAT LOGS YOU SAID YOU LIKED THE PICTURE

You: IS THAT CORRECT?

Stranger: yeah i liked it

Stranger: but its against the law

You: TRUE

Stranger: im not dumb or anything, we talked about it at school

Stranger: and im not willing to be marked as a ****** predator

Stranger: i would like to have a career

Stranger: and a future

Stranger: and righjt not im so scared i can barely type

You: BY DOING SO YOU ENGAGED IN ****** ACTIVITY WITH A MINOR

Stranger: but im only 15?

You: RIGHT

Stranger: i didnt know it was nudes

You: BUT 13 YEARS OLD ARE PROTECTED UNDER THE STATE OF FLORIDA

You: FROM **********

You: Location found.

Stranger: Sir,

Stranger: i didnt do anything wrong

Stranger: i didnt even know what happened

You: SIR IM GOING TO ASK YOU TO REMAIN AT YOUR HOME UNTIL THE AUTHORITIES ARRIVE

Stranger: ok

You: YOU CAN EXPLAIN TO THEM WHAT HAPPENED

Stranger: ok.

You: BUT BY LEAVING YOU WILL BE LISTED AS A WANTED FELON IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA

Stranger: ok i wont leave

You: THIS CHAT LOG HAS ENDED

You have disconnected.

or send us feedback.

Win, Everyone else might as well quit trying..

 

[greendragonslim 10+ year member]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi.

You: Hi

You: I'm Rick

Stranger: Astley?

You: never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

lol I rick rolled someone on there

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

alright which one of you is peter from nigeria?

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

lol that might have been me dragon