Chuck Norris does not lose to Bruce Lee in real life, or Bruce Lee would be dead. Oh, wait.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE&feature=related
chuck norris getting his *** kicked //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
lmaoChuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.