Someone pissed on my floor.

[ballstothewall 10+ year member]

Yep, thats right.

Some drunk *** ****er that passed out on our couch pissed on to our ****ing floor in our god **** house.

Now I have to clean it up.

I just about killed that ****er.

That is it.

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Rub his nose in it

 

[ballstothewall 10+ year member]

Oh, he is laying where he did it....

And my ****ing roommate is passed out in the shower in the basement...

 

[ballstothewall 10+ year member]

Currently debating to put his *** on the porch swing and let him get taken away by the mosquitoes...

 

[95BlackGA 5,000+ posts]

My dad had once pissed in my bedroom door. He was wasted, and I had a pain (sp?) of glass being replaced, and he just kept pissing in that hole... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif I finally got tired of it, as he wouldn't listen to me, and opened the door. He pissed all over himself, which I thought was pretty good payback. A week later he pissed right in front of the entertainment center in his room. He's not a very good drunk.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Whao. I had no idea you lived in a trailer park.
I retract my earlier advice.

Throwing him outside of his trailer would just make him another lawn decoration.

 

[Confusedsoul 10+ year member]

Oh, he is laying where he did it....

Wouldn't that mean he pissed on himself? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Confusedsoul 10+ year member]

Throwing him outside of his trailer would just make him another lawn decoration.

Paint him pink and shove his legs in the ground. Or put a pointy cap on him and draw on a beard!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Haha, you didn't even see me sneak in, or out.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Tie him to a ****ing cross like a scarecrow //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

A trick I pulled on my sister once when she passed out, was getting a box of condoms, opening them all up, filling them with a little bit of elmers glue and water, spread them around her body. Probably works better with females though.

 

[ballstothewall 10+ year member]

Haha, you didn't even see me sneak in, or out.

No, Your to sneaky for me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Seriously though, you need to come check out the setup sometime. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif