So Randy Savage got pulled over...

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Him: So he told you to get off here to avoid me?

Should've said "OHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Cop's lie. This of course may, or may not be news to you.

Only American cops do //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

RCMP here in Canada are very honest and sincere. They go out of their way to ensure the safety of everyone. They are pinnacles of our society...

 

[andrewmoore13 10+ year member]

cliff notes at the top would give away the ending to the story!

 

[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

driving below the speed limit ftmfw.

life's simpler that way:veryhapp:

Not for people like me who get pissed off people driving below the speed limit and in the fast lane on the highway....thats when the finger comes into play...along with when people cut me off and then go slow...but in that special occasion they get the double finger //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[krisfnbz 10+ year member]

That sucks man..hopefully everything will turn out correctly in the end.

I got pulled over literally 3 houses down on my street right in front of my house with a busted headlight...and it turns out my license was suspended for 5 months or so(I didnt know becausue I dont get certain mail where I live and I didnt put an address change in). I had a warrant they took me in. Apparently it was from a HOV lane violation $80 ticket that I remember I did not pay. The funny thing was the cop was cool as shit...and he told me EVERYTHING they do when they are on patrol about how they turn their lights on and shit to get through red lights... and highbeam people they know are DWB and shit...its ****ed up. I couldnt believe he was telling me all this... maybe he was bored.

 

[soloXgt 10+ year member]

touche kinda f*cked up if u ask me. opposite of a thesis......

 

[60ndown 10+ year member]

Not for people like me who get speeding tickets

fixed.

 

[maldecido33 10+ year member]

Why in the world would you drive BELOW the speed limit? Thats easily worse than speeding. Let's say I'm driving along at 73 in a 70, following another car. All of a sudden they change lanes, because of some ******* who is going 60. I have to hit my brakes, it ****s up traffic. I'd rather have some punk kid just zip around me going 80.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Only American cops do //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
RCMP here in Canada are very honest and sincere. They go out of their way to ensure the safety of everyone. They are pinnacles of our society...

Do they wear those cute little mount me hats?

 

[60ndown 10+ year member]

i know, i was just having a little fun. ive never got a ticket for going under the speed limit, im just bsing around this morning //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

i need a doobie

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif

 

[60ndown 10+ year member]

Why in the world would you drive BELOW the speed limit? .

because driving above it costs $$ when you get tickets.

2 mph below guarentees all your $$ buys bump/food/***.

not doghnuts.

 

[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

Not for people like me who get speeding tickets

fixed.

Lol. Yeah, I have gotten several, but I have slowed my roll. Every now and then I'll do over 80, but not often...nowadays in Cali on the highways, 80 seems to be the speed limit. I tend to drive slow at nights, well used to, gotta back to it to save gas...I used to do 60 or 65 mph in the slow lane.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Do they wear those cute little mount me hats?

Do you mean the tall furry ones? No, they only wear those when the Queen arrives and at stag parties...

 

[60ndown 10+ year member]

Lol. Yeah, I have gotten several,

x $125 = new chit,

drive slow= more toys:

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

I got pulled over literally 3 houses down on my street right in front of my house with a busted headlight...

I would have eluded. Once you pull into your driveway, park your car and gotten out, he wouldn't have bothered you any further.