Should I shave my junk?

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

HAHA. God no. Never done that. Razors+my junk= not happening.

Hmm... I seem to manage fine. Been doin it for about a year, by hand (trusty Gilette Fusion!) without any unfortunate accidents.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

my girl says she prefers trimmed. she said she doesn't wanna feel like she with a 12 year old boy....

or maybe thats cause i need a bigger penis...

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

my girl says she prefers trimmed. she said she doesn't wanna feel like she with a 12 year old boy....
or maybe thats cause i need a bigger penis...

That may help.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

That may help.

dude your suppose to go emo with me. come help me cut my wrists yea?

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

_ not |

Mmk?

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

dude your suppose to go emo with me. come help me cut my wrists yea?

Eh, I'll send you a rusty razorblade. My penis is just fine.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

dude your suppose to go emo with me. come help me cut my wrists yea?

bmxbikes will help you slit your penis.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

bmxbikes will help you slit your penis.

HAHAH. ahh, this is a good thread

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Db fan *** is teh gheyest porch monkey evarrrrr

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I need to buy an electric shaver specifically for this purpose.

I bought an electric shaver specifically for this purpose.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

ya shave, i shave all hair on my body down to 1/8" about every 30 days, but i will never wax or shave it smooth

i have found it is 50/50 with girls that like hair and girls that dont care either way so you wont be killing your chances with the ladies.

you will find you feel much cleaner after a shower, you stay cleaner and cooler through the day and you tan much easier as well

go to wally world and buy a hair trimmer with all the different lengths for about $20 and start with a long cut(maybe 1/2") to see how you like it and then work your way down to the shorter cuts until you feel comfotable with it

if you have no tan i wouldnt cut too short or your gonna look like a ghost and get unwanted attention brought to your shaving habits

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

give her an abe lincoln, shave your hairs off and save them, then later on nut in her face and grab the hairs and throw them on her face so it looks like abe lincolns beard //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I lol'd

 

[Bigrick31 10+ year member]

toms pretty hairy. iv seen him in person.
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Hey me 2!!!! remember when we thought he was dead!?!?!?!? lol good times!

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

after you shave, you wipe everything down with rubbing alcohol. It only burns for a sec, but it eliminates razor burns & itching.

i dont think i should trust you on this one...