Should I poop?

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

you know, i always wondered why chinese are skinny little ****s when all they eat is fried foods? maybe i should make a thread about this...

Do it!

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[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

I have to poop right now, but I'm going to wait

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Usually I like to go right before working out, so 5ish

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I just took a poop, it was nice, I would suggest it.

i took one as well this morning. it was a fairly nice shit. it was very moist and slid through the rectum. it also came in pieces which sort of gave my anus a small break in between blasts. the diameter of the fecal matter, was relatively small, which as a result, reduced the expanding of the rectum to push it out. even though it was moist, it wasn't sticky and clean up was a breeze. it really only took one flush to get it down. however when it hit the toilet bowl, it left some residue on the sides. i took care of that with a toilet brush and a second flush. the odor wasn't unbearable, but it was noticable. this is what brought down the overall pleasure of the shitting experience. it was very quick end to end. under 10 minutes spent in the shithouse. overall i give this shit 9 turds out of 10.

 

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

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[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I wonder what makes some turds much longer than others

 

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet.

From huge turd man.

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

I need to pooso bad but Im at school and public highschool's toilets are scary to sit on...... Should I wait tille 2:30?

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I took one this morning before showering for work and it came out in two small chunks about 2-3" long and one heavy hitter about 9-10" long. I also noticed there was corn in it from Boston Market corn me and the wife got yesterday. It did however leave some skid marks in the toilet while it was spinning around going down the pipe and took 2 flushes but I was in too much of a rush to clean it up with the brush.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I need to pooso bad but Im at school and public highschool's toilets are scary to sit on...... Should I wait tille 2:30?

when i was in high school i would shit on the hood of some chick's car to impress the ladies

 

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

I need to pooso bad but Im at school and public highschool's toilets are scary to sit on...... Should I wait tille 2:30?

Haha lol, if you need to bad enough I'd say do it. If someone comes in be like "Dude you might wanna leave, this will scar ur nose for a while."

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

I like pooping on their chest and then having *** with them

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

do this happen to anyone?

I like drinking grape soda but it makes my poop kermit the frog green

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

i would poop, ur lucky u can rite now, im still waiting for the chinese food buffet to come up........................god i cant wait for that one it will be lengendary

Dude if you want good Chinese food there is a place in livermore on first street, called the crazy buffet. BEST chinese buffet ever IMO

 

[StealthKill 10+ year member]

What did you eat to make you want to shit randy? Take your shit and make sure it was a good one them let me know what you ate, I dont want a bad shit.