Should I eat the bacon?

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Ok, so Jes can vouch for me. Before I left for work, I cooked a pound of bacon. I ate half of it and set the rest in a container for later. I left the container out for a few minutes to cool off before I put it in the fridge. I put the lid on it and set it in the fridge before I left. So I just got home and took a shower. Afterwards, I go downstairs to have a little snack. I open up the container, pull a piece off the top and eat it. Then I look in the container, and there's a housefly just chillin'. I did a science fair project several years ago with fruit flies (drosophila melanogaster //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif ), so I know it's not dead, just cold and can't move. I pick the little fucker up and drop his ass in the garbage disposal.

Should I eat the rest of the bacon?

Part of me thinks, yeah of course. That would be a waste of bacon, and it's just a fly. That's not the worst you've ever eaten.

The other part of me realizes that it was probably one of the flies outside on our garbage that managed to sneak in the house. There are quite a lot of them buzzing around the cat shit. Also, the fly was probably eating and shitting on my bacon. Could have even laid eggs in it, who knows.

Should I eat the rest of it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

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[wew lad 5,000+ posts]

You've already eaten flies you just don't know about it

 

[NASTY08IMPALA 5,000+ posts]

Is the bacon still bacon? Then yes eat it...if u dont send it to me and ill make a sammich

 

[MrFoca]

Fruit fly ? You know how many people drink them per nights at a bar and don't even know it lol. You'll live //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[Jes 42 10+ year member]

Ok, so Jes can vouch for me. Before I left for work, I cooked a pound of bacon. I ate half of it and set the rest in a container for later. I left the container out for a few minutes to cool off before I put it in the fridge. I put the lid on it and set it in the fridge before I left. So I just got home and took a shower. Afterwards, I go downstairs to have a little snack. I open up the container, pull a piece off the top and eat it. Then I look in the container, and there's a housefly just chillin'. I did a science fair project several years ago with fruit flies (drosophila melanogaster //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif ), so I know it's not dead, just cold and can't move. I pick the little fucker up and drop his ass in the garbage disposal.
Should I eat the rest of the bacon?

Part of me thinks, yeah of course. That would be a waste of bacon, and it's just a fly. That's not the worst you've ever eaten.

The other part of me realizes that it was probably one of the flies outside on our garbage that managed to sneak in the house. There are quite a lot of them buzzing around the cat shit. Also, the fly was probably eating and shitting on my bacon. Could have even laid eggs in it, who knows.

Should I eat the rest of it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Yeah this skinny mofo is always eating.Try to do business-hang on cooking/eating..Dammm this kid eats 24/7..Fvck it dump the fly n eat the pig.Bacon is always good.

 

[LongThrow]

Ok, so Jes can vouch for me. Before I left for work, I cooked a pound of bacon. I ate half of it and set the rest in a container for later. I left the container out for a few minutes to cool off before I put it in the fridge. I put the lid on it and set it in the fridge before I left. So I just got home and took a shower. Afterwards, I go downstairs to have a little snack. I open up the container, pull a piece off the top and eat it. Then I look in the container, and there's a housefly just chillin'. I did a science fair project several years ago with fruit flies (drosophila melanogaster //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif ), so I know it's not dead, just cold and can't move. I pick the little fucker up and drop his ass in the garbage disposal.
Should I eat the rest of the bacon?

Part of me thinks, yeah of course. That would be a waste of bacon, and it's just a fly. That's not the worst you've ever eaten.

The other part of me realizes that it was probably one of the flies outside on our garbage that managed to sneak in the house. There are quite a lot of them buzzing around the cat shit. Also, the fly was probably eating and shitting on my bacon. Could have even laid eggs in it, who knows.

Should I eat the rest of it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

LMAO you ******* city boy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif of course you eat that ****.

And since everyone has already said it; //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/beatdeadhorse5.gif.5d70132dea1eb89b73bf2fdbb6027dd6.gif You eat bugs and **** in your sleep, all the time. You'd be amazed, lol.

I totally Wanna sig parts of you post.

 

[i2ain2thunder 10+ year member]

I'm embarrassed I had time to read this entire thread. OP you shouldn't need an online forum for this decision. Eat it or don't, if this is more than a 10 second decision, then I'm afraid like me reading this post, you have also wasted a considerable amout of your life as well.

 

[mahc 10+ year member]

Only one man knows for sure.

 

[lew-e 10+ year member]

I have this hatred for all flies. A strong, I'll burn the house down to fukcing kill you, hatred. I was making sandwiches yesterday and left the lunch meat out because what dude wouldn't make a second sandwich... Come back and at least one fly is chilling in each bag of my lunch meat. I about flipped a shiit.

It's up to you whether or not to eat it. Whatever the outcome, fukc flies

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[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

You've already eaten flies you just don't know about it

Yea

Is the bacon still bacon? Then yes eat it...if u dont send it to me and ill make a sammich

It is indeed still bacon

Fruit fly ? You know how many people drink them per nights at a bar and don't even know it lol. You'll live //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

No, it was a house fly. I was just explaining that I've purposely put fruit flies in the fridge before, and it didn't kill them. It just slows them down enough that you can examine them under a microscope before returning them to the general population

Yeah this skinny mofo is always eating.Try to do business-hang on cooking/eating..Dammm this kid eats 24/7..Fvck it dump the fly n eat the pig.Bacon is always good.

Just about every time you text me about a transaction, I am eating or cooking. That is true //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

LMAO you ******* city boy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif of course you eat that ****.
And since everyone has already said it; //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/beatdeadhorse5.gif.5d70132dea1eb89b73bf2fdbb6027dd6.gif You eat bugs and **** in your sleep, all the time. You'd be amazed, lol.

I don't purposely try to eat stuff like that

I totally Wanna sig parts of you post.

Go for it

I'm embarrassed I had time to read this entire thread. OP you shouldn't need an online forum for this decision. Eat it or don't, if this is more than a 10 second decision, then I'm afraid like me reading this post, you have also wasted a considerable amout of your life as well.

Looks like neither of us have lives

Only one man knows for sure.

The literal fuck //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

I have this hatred for all flies. A strong, I'll burn the house down to fukcing kill you, hatred. I was making sandwiches yesterday and left the lunch meat out because what dude wouldn't make a second sandwich... Come back and at least one fly is chilling in each bag of my lunch meat. I about flipped a shiit.
It's up to you whether or not to eat it. Whatever the outcome, fukc flies

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Tru. Flies and my food do not mix

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

4 votes for eat it....

Looks like I'm having bacon for breakfast

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

Morning everybody!

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Morning //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wave.gif.002382ce7d7c19757ab945cc69819de1.gif

 

[mahc 10+ year member]

The literal fuck //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

No idea what the hell you're talking about