Should i do it?

[bass-aholic 10+ year member]

Funny story though about how life works out.......
When I was in 10th grade this chick named amanda and I started going out. Little cute blond with an *** tight enough to balance a full wine glass on. Oh how I loved her..... well parts of her anyway....

I thought "oh snap man I need to hold on to this chick, she's got it". Well.... I did hold on... for about 4 months past that, then we got into some BS argument and she hit the road. At the time I'd wonder about her and what she was doing, or something stupid when I should have been worrying about me and looking out for me.

Fast forward 15 years to a few years ago...... I see her out at the mall. This once "daum near angel beautiful" chick has two kids she's SCREAMING at in the mall, tats on her *** all over, and WREAKING of pot smoke as she goes down the mall. If I wanted a chick that looked and acted like a dude...... I really missed the boat. Turns out fate and father time were working their magic the day they gave her the walking papers.

Fortunately I like chicks that come with a femme side and turns out after about 25 tries to find someone I like I finally did many years after I was out of high school. Will it ever end? Hell it might.... this isn't a fairy tale. One thing for sure though, if it does it's just another step in life to finding someone that you can actually get along with.

Another thing I learned..... there is no such thing as a dedicated high school relationship. Think I'm lying just wait until your little sunshine gets to college and starts drinking until she can't focus and we'll see how loyal she stays every weekend. Relationships that have a chance in hell before the party is over is rare. get it out of your systems, f&ck everything that moves, and have fun because all those jokes about married guys are true.

your really helping me see through this. im changing my life for the better, im going to make something of myself. im not going to live for everyone else im going to live for me. in the end that's all you have. ive had enough girls cheat on there bf's with me to know girls are grimy. a relationship is the last thing i need to worry about right now. so i guess fuck bitches, get money.....right?

 

[o. l. t. 10+ year member]

There's a reason why I owned 3 car audio stores by the time I was 21. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif I dug in and got my shit together. Everybody else was bumming money from mom's to drink that weekend while I was running inventory to my third store front grand opening. When I found a chick that caught my eye I told her first rule: My business is first, if you want first you gotta earn it.... and it'll be a while.

 

[o. l. t. 10+ year member]

I learned a lot earlier than everybody else that if you don't concentrate on taking care of you, nobody else is going to do it. Chicks cost money and cause drama. You can still date them, still hump them, just don't waste your time on them any further past that.

There's money to be made. They aren't going to matter until after 25 anyway when you can actually use them for more than their tits and ***. By that time they have a career and they've drank and partied it all out of their system. They actually have something to GIVE instead of take. If you haven't taken care of you up to that point, you got nothing to offer them when the time comes they are worth chasing again.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

JUST DO IT.

I would say post pics but........Live webcam feed is in order.

Here, *chuck chuck* I'll pump it for you.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Give me a fucking break you god damn attention whore.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Can you beg for attention anymore? You need to look at the bigger picture bro. Shit goes up, and shit goes down. You got kicked out because you need to grow up, and shooting yourself is a pretty selfish way to get around that.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

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At least be creative if you're going to do it and put the barrel up your ***.

Why kill yourself when there are banks to be robbed?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

My girl just broke up with me, i think its for another dude..... i got kicked out today to. i never really had much to live for before but now its just a joke. i got my 12 gauge next to me loaded. should i become a statistic? die young and save yourself.

What a really stupid idea to even consider.

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

You should put the shotgun up your pooper and fire.

I always wondered what would happen.

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

wat a ***** if your gonna talk about killin yourself on her you best be ready to do it and show us.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I Just Saw It On Cnn!!!

This Guy Did It!!!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

you *******

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

He left a note saying caraudio.com told him to do it.

 

[DonH 5,000+ posts]

Grow A Dick and some balls you *****! wtf! "my girl is gone, i think i will kill myself!" WHAT THE ****! seriously bro this reasoning is probably why she left your ***! *****, Put the gun down, go find some cheap *****s, **** their brains out, go on with you life. problem solved!

 

[99FordExp]

Give me a fucking break you god damn attention whore.

Can you beg for attention anymore? You need to look at the bigger picture bro. Shit goes up, and shit goes down. You got kicked out because you need to grow up, and shooting yourself is a pretty selfish way to get around that.

you fat dorks