Pickup lines

[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

Thread is winning

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

some girl told me that that last year at school...

wasnt a chick man

 

[elancohen92 10+ year member]

wasnt a chick man

her exact words "Tomorrow I am going to come over after school, then I'll sit on your lap and you tell me what comes to mind" hahah i was like "uhhh, hokay"

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i just drop a few pills in her drink and then she's mine

 

[Bettr n' Revrse 5,000+ posts]

To each other, I assume?

Jelly? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

her exact words "Tomorrow I am going to come over after school, then I'll sit on your lap and you tell me what comes to mind" hahah i was like "uhhh, hokay"

lol

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

Jelly? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

...like you wouldn't believe.

 

[elancohen92 10+ year member]

gay people itt

 

[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

gay people itt

you're obviously jelly.

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

Hey honey my dank is big ur hole is small so what u say??? LOL For all the little people offer the tounge (dnt offer if u s uck at it)...

 

[elancohen92 10+ year member]

Hey honey my dank is big ur hole is small so what u say??? LOL For all the little people offer the tounge (dnt offer if u s uck at it)...

twat?

 

[Germ305 10+ year member]

I just walk up to em and go.........

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

twat?

Keep ur foul lang out this thread LOL. I could have meant booty hole!!!

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[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

"you need a ride?"....

I just do street hookers.....

 

[Mookie 10+ year member]

Oh no, a movie quote. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif
At least I'm not the one needing $240 in alcohol to get a chick drunk enough to want to fuck me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif But it's ok, I know you wanted to seem like a big baller with your $240 tab. You should stick to low-balling in the classifieds; you're better at that.

 

You are pretty good at that.