Pickup lines

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

*drunk* looks over to hot chick sitting next to me at the bar, - Hey baby, Me and You are gonna fvck tonight, just though you should no - Hot chicks looks at me, slaps me in face... 2 hours and $238 bar tab later i hit that shyt till sunrise.... true story...

So I assume you're a pretty hideous sight?

 

[Phoenix Risen 10+ year member]

[walks up to girl] "have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?"

she responds "no"

[look into her eyes as you pull your pockets inside out] "want to?"

 

[GAMEOVERCCA 10+ year member]

So I assume you're a pretty hideous sight?

SO i assume you're a moron? lol... stick to your steers and qu33r's homie...

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Do lines of coke count......

If so, then Iam in....

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

SO i assume you're a moron? lol... stick to your steers and qu33r's homie...

Oh no, a movie quote. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

At least I'm not the one needing $240 in alcohol to get a chick drunk enough to want to fuck me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif But it's ok, I know you wanted to seem like a big baller with your $240 tab. You should stick to low-balling in the classifieds; you're better at that.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Oh no, a movie quote. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif
At least I'm not the one needing $240 in alcohol to get a chick drunk enough to want to fuck me. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif But it's ok, I know you wanted to seem like a big baller with your $240 tab. You should stick to low-balling in the classifieds; you're better at that.

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[whitedragon551 5,000+ posts]

Hey girl I heard you were looking for a STUD. I have the STD all I need is U.

 

[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

Wtf ^^^^...lol. thats great.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Here's one I found, I'm not that creative:

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!

 

[Nut Hair Trick 10+ year member]

Pull out your **** and walk up to a chick and say "Let's get one thing straight between us"

 

[geonfreaq 10+ year member]

Do you like boats? Wanna come aboard my yacht? I'll show you my dingy.

Why don't you sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

 

[xX J Brutal Xx 10+ year member]

[walks up to girl] "have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?"
she responds "no"

[look into her eyes as you pull your pockets inside out] "want to?"

would work so much better if you asked if she ever kissed an elephant on the trunk eh?

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

chloroform, duct tape, rope and a ball gag work fairly well.....

 

[elancohen92 10+ year member]

girl i love every bone in your body, including mine

 

[elancohen92 10+ year member]

Do you like boats? Wanna come aboard my yacht? I'll show you my dingy.
Why don't you sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

some girl told me that that last year at school...