Pickup lines

[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

I looked around and couldn't find any thread about pickup lines. I figured you guys should have some decent (or at least funny) ones.

My favorite right now is "Honestly, you're not that attractive, but, honestly, I think I'm drunk enough."

Works better if you're dressed up as honest Abe.

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[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

I just whip muh cawk out, it does the talkin' for me.

 

[Traks 10+ year member]

I just whip muh cawk out, it does the talkin' for me.

And now we know why Ryan never gets a date. LOL

(sorry man couldnt pass that up)

Nice shoes wanna .......?

If I have 1 more beer will you take advantage of me? (dont laugh it worked lol)

 

[Slayerx 10+ year member]

I just whip muh cawk out, it does the talkin' for me.

The ***** Man, work 2 out of 3 times, every time

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Can I buy you a drink?

 

[Bettr n' Revrse 5,000+ posts]

My favorite thats me and my buddies yell all the time... "Wanna hump?!"

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Would 3 bills cover it?

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

My favorite thats me and my buddies yell all the time... "Wanna hump?!"

To each other, I assume?

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I just whip muh cawk out, it does the talkin' for me.

actually lol'ed

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Redneck foreplay...

"Git in the truck."

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

Get in the van!

 

[GAMEOVERCCA 10+ year member]

*drunk* looks over to hot chick sitting next to me at the bar, - Hey baby, Me and You are gonna fvck tonight, just though you should no - Hot chicks looks at me, slaps me in face... 2 hours and $238 bar tab later i hit that shyt till sunrise.... true story...

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

I have a lot of money //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

*drunk* looks over to hot chick sitting next to me at the bar, - Hey baby, Me and You are gonna fvck tonight, just though you should no - Hot chicks looks at me, slaps me in face... 2 hours and $238 bar tab later i hit that shyt till sunrise.... true story...

He speaketh the truth. Tho minor details may be different, you'd might be surprised how well this works.

 

[whitedragon551 5,000+ posts]

If you were a tree and I was a squirrel Id bury my nuts in your hole.