Pickup lines

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

chloroform, duct tape, rope and a ball gag work fairly well.....

why would you need the ball gag if you had the tape?

Oh wait I get it... you wanna have assess to her mouth when need be. Man you really thought this out:uhoh:

 

[whitedragon551 5,000+ posts]

Hey baby does this napkin smell like Chloroform?

 

[marcotheclepto 10+ year member]

excuse me, are you jewish?

oh, i thought you might be your hot like an oven.

 

[grimreper912003 5,000+ posts]

I want to kiss you on the lips and work my way up to your belly button.

If guys think with their ****, how about you blow my mind.

Lets try the Australian kiss. Its like a normal kiss but down under.

Nice pants, they would look great on my floor.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Do you have any Italian in you? No...? Want some???

 

[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

hey, girl, suck my dick before i change my mind

 

[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

do you take it up the ass?

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

just tell her you want to fart in her mouth and take a dump on her chest. maybe she is a scatlover