Passing drug test

[Epic0318 10+ year member]

cranberry pills my friend gets some **** from trails and has passed his drug tests.

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

Yea I've taken 3 Azo Cranberry pills. The whole point is to create a false negative reading. I only took 2 of the pills when I tried the self-test. Maybe a couple more tomorrow and more and more water and it might be better.

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

all this because some kid is scared mommy and daddy are going to find out he smokes weed because hes dumb and is going to fail his **** test lololololol

 

[morespl 10+ year member]

Inconclusive is not a fail and most tests I have took three times a week for 2 years have a temperature strip on the cup some also have a strip that says right there if you were using. Mine were government issued tests that would put me jail never once was I violated. But they made me test a couple times instead of just once.

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

Hahaha how long have you known this test was going to happen

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

drink a pint of vineger and squirt massengal in your peepee

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

I have done this about 4 times with pure success everytime.

Like stated, find a friend who does not use any drugs and collect his ***** (or pay your little brother 5$ or something)

Put it in a little travel size bottle.. Tuck that in your boxers with a handwarmer ($1 at target) and fill the test cup with the warm clean *****.

Only way to fail is if the temp isn't hot enough or if they watch you but that's illegal unless it's probation government test

Don't take pills or drinks, why waste money when this way is basically free and pretty much foolproof. Plus you feel like a ninja afterwords

 

[Bosstradamus 10+ year member]

Heres what you do,first do not spend money on any shit from a shop,they can tell,get some real clean **** from a guy put it in a condom,before you go warm it up for 5-10 secs.put it between your balls and your thigh so it get's body temp. Get a safety pin put in in your shoe or something because some place will have you turn your pocket inside out orfasten it on your underwear(wear some tight underwear/briefs)if the temperature is between 96 and 98 your good.

Sourdeez beat me to it,but use a condom and keep it close to your body it when even out the temp.

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

Heres what you do,first do not spend money on any shit from a shop,they can tell,get some real clean **** from a guy put it in a condom,before you go warm it up for 5-10 secs.put it between your balls and your thigh so it get's body temp. Get a safety pin put in in your shoe or something because some place will have you turn your pocket inside out orfasten it on your underwear(wear some tight underwear/briefs)if the temperature is between 96 and 98 your good.
Sourdeez beat me to it,but use a condom and keep it close to your body it when even out the temp.

Lol. Yea same idea pretty much. I wouldn't suggest using a condom, knew a kid in highschool who did that and it unraveled in his pants and he got covered in **** haha

I just get a travel size shampoo bottle from target for $1 and yea where boxers with a pair of briefs over them and then put the bottle under yo sack!

Honeslty it works everytime

 

[macsdad 10+ year member]

how about, if you know you are going to be tested for a job i'm sure you need....DON'T SMOKE WEED. i know it sounds simple, but what is more important, hi as a giraffe's a$$ or a job? i used to smoke every day, then came responsibilities i had to quit. yeah i miss it sometimes, then i go to work.

 

[E-Rock 10+ year member]

If you are going to get tested once in awhile, then stop smoking. I had a friend that smoked all the time and it took him a few months to pass one of those drug store tests.

From my experience, a urinator works pretty well. Just make sure a chunk isn't missing on the pecker part, that is how real druggies get caught with full on observation during parole tests.

Niacin is also very good, just take some once in awhile then a bunch before your test. You may feel a little discomfort. Also, detox detox detox, and work out like no other. Before your test eat a really fatty meal. You only have like a day before but it shouldn't be too hard to pass. I doubt you will have a gov't job or anything like that.

Or, like mentioned before, there is the oil change procedure...

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

how about, if you know you are going to be tested for a job i'm sure you need....DON'T SMOKE WEED. i know it sounds simple, but what is more important, hi as a giraffe's a$$ or a job? i used to smoke every day, then came responsibilities i had to quit. yeah i miss it sometimes, then i go to work.

Tht requires logic....something op is lacking

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

All good ideas but I am telling you when u fail it will be due to the temp. The pee has to be your INTERNAL body temp. Taping to your leg will warm it up that I have no doubt. Is the chance for failure very very high yes it is. The places I have taken test at over the years for promotions and whatnot got their stuff together. Empty all pockets, raise pant legs, men must stand while giving sample (unless you have some form of legit medical reason) no they can’t see u there is a door but it is not tall nor long so there is zero chance u could squat without getting noticed and u have a time limit and right inside the stall they have a window (metal window) that opens as soon as your done and it is taken right that sec by the tech and the temp range it has to be in is very small we are talking plus or minus a degree or two. Good luck is all I can say maybe they will send u to a crap clinic that don’t do their jobs as they should. You want the job then you do it the right way and swallow your pride and take one up the hole for a job. But if your clinic is anything like the ones down here that method is useless as you are unable to sit and you just don’t have the time. Best wishes man.

 

[Bosstradamus 10+ year member]

All good ideas but I am telling you when u fail it will be due to the temp. The pee has to be your INTERNAL body temp. Taping to your leg will warm it up that I have no doubt. Is the chance for failure very very high yes it is. The places I have taken test at over the years for promotions and whatnot got their stuff together. Empty all pockets, raise pant legs, men must stand while giving sample (unless you have some form of legit medical reason) no they can’t see u there is a door but it is not tall nor long so there is zero chance u could squat without getting noticed and u have a time limit and right inside the stall they have a window (metal window) that opens as soon as your done and it is taken right that sec by the tech and the temp range it has to be in is very small we are talking plus or minus a degree or two. Good luck is all I can say maybe they will send u to a crap clinic that don’t do their jobs as they should. You want the job then you do it the right way and swallow your pride and take one up the hole for a job. But if your clinic is anything like the ones down here that method is useless as you are unable to sit and you just don’t have the time. Best wishes man.

I have done my method over 10 times a few times i had to sit and wait for like 30-45 min. and the pee was still body temp. I was a master at this,i was stressful so i stopped smoking.

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

Yes, but at the clinics my company uses you don’t have the opportunity to pull any sneaky business I mean they are up with the times they know all the methods and weird stuff people try to do to pass a test and they have created a program where they are always one step ahead of you. I have never failed a test required by my work but if I did have to take one and I knew I had a very high chance of failing I would just go talk to management and just be real with them. It's the sneaky business that ends up getting u fired when u could have just been real about it more times than not they are willing to give you a second chance. Might require you to attend some N.A meetings and such but you still have a JOB and can still provide for your family.