Passing drug test

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

Smoked 3 bowls last night. 1 was in my truck with 1 other person. Other 2 were with like 4 other people. Have a screening on Wednesday sometime after noon. Think I'll be ok? I'm chugging water in hopes of getting it all out. What do you guys think? Tips? Tricks? Advice?

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[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

probably not. how heavy of a smoker are you? before this when was your last time(s)?

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

chugging water doesnt "flush" it out... just waters down your p1ss... what kind of test is it? lab test or just a stick test?

 

[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

Smoked 3 bowls last night. 1 was in my truck with1 other person. Other 2 were with like 4 other people. Have a screening on Wednesday sometime after noon. Think I'll be ok? I'm chugging water in hopes of getting it all out. What do you guys think? Tips? Tricks? Advice?

edit: derp derp.

 

[jdeaton]

ya bro you're fvcked

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

Last time was about a week ago. Thing is I smoked all that week. So I smoked from the 23rd until the next Saturday. So like 8 days ago. And idk the differences of the test. Just have to p1ss in the cup and they give me the results.

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

well based on your counting ability, your Fucked

lol... good catch.

OP i wouldnt say your def screwed... but really depends on what type of test it is

 

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Last time was about a week ago. Thing is I smoked all that week. So I smoked from the 23rd until the next Saturday. So like 8 days ago. And idk the differences of the test. Just have to p1ss in the cup and they give me the results.

they give you the results intantly? you on probation?

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

well based on your counting ability, your Fucked

What? 3 bowls were packed/smoked. I didn't smoke the entire bowls by myself. Am I going to pass or not? I know this isn't really the forum to get a serious answer on...lol

 

[kramer_212 10+ year member]

there are a few things you need.

1. a small shampoo bottle (wash that bad boy out really good)

2. some tape

3. a clean pisser

4. tape that ***** by your balls to keep the temp

5 empty that bizatch into the **** cup

6. whala- u win.

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

lol... good catch.
OP i wouldnt say your def screwed... but really depends on what type of test it is

 

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they give you the results intantly? you on probation?

Not on probation. Not in any legal trouble. It's just for a job. And if I fail the test, my parents will know I smoke and I won't get the job..

 

[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

well based on your counting ability, your Fucked

You aren't very good at the whole reading thing, are you? He smoked one in his truck with a buddy, and then smoked 2 more with some diff peeps. Thats 3 bowls. derp.

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

dude hit up a head shop, and get some synthetic ****. works every time

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

a lil too much work...

if its an instant test (stick type) get some niacin (b vitamin) 500 mg... pop those mufuqqas like their candy... you'll feel like you got a REALLY bad sunburn, for a good 20-30 mins... then keep drinking water... can fool it sometimes....

if its a lab test, i.e. you gotta wait on the results... refer to kramers post

 

[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

get your buddy to **** in a cup and unload that **** for the test.

and yehh...

idk man.. just say your sick and keep putting that bish off.

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

a lil too much work...
if its an instant test (stick type) get some niacin (b vitamin) 500 mg... pop those mufuqqas like their candy... you'll feel like you got a REALLY bad sunburn, for a good 20-30 mins... then keep drinking water... can fool it sometimes....

if its a lab test, i.e. you gotta wait on the results... refer to kramers post

The thing is, I don't know what kind of test it's going to be. How would I go about finding out this info?