Passing drug test

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

i've never smoked before //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

One full proof way and thats to shove a condom full of clean p i s s (make sure its male p i s s ) and shove it up ur a s s. That will wrk will it be fun well to some maybe but in general no its gonna blow but u do what u gotta do,

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

nothing is going in me lol

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

then forget the job

 

[06goat 10+ year member]

Lol shove it up your *** and come back and poast in this thread when it breaks and your shitting ****

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

Lol shove it up your *** and come back and poast in this thread when it breaks and your shitting ****

That is very possible but \i do know guys that have done this with sucess. I mean good jobs are hard to come by so u do whatever it takes to be sure u keep it.

 

[mast240 10+ year member]

OIL CHANGE!!! lol

 

[slim2fattycake 10+ year member]

if your pee is too diluted they will test her a lower content compared to the standard. And depending on what type of company it is, they may have a contract with a lab already and they actually send the tests off. my company does hair testing for EVERY employee, even the janitor. that **** goes back years.

 

[puppet_1211 10+ year member]

either get sum p iss frum a home boy that dont smoke and u kan use a condom or a lil bottle tape it to ur swangaz to keep temp or go to a head shop and buy sum synthetic urin the one i use is quick fix and its about 20$ for the lil kit and the bottle they give u in it has a tempature strip so u kan make shur its body temp and trust me it works but tape it to ur shiznit and ur good to go they usually make u empty ur pockets and send u to a bathroom and make u p iss what ever u do make shure u got atleast 2oz i used to work in the chemical plants in houston and quick fix worked for me every time its even lab safe good luck bro

oh ps smoke weed every day

 

[puppet_1211 10+ year member]

also i for got u can use CERTO its used to make jelly kinda like sure gel but any ways this is more kinda hit or miss it u do it right it works ok for test strips i used to do it when i was on probation when i was like 16 but u get a 32oz gatoraid and a box of certo take only 1 of the certo pouches and empty it into the gatoraid and shake it up drink it and then drink a **** load of water **** 1 time then go take ur **** test but it has to be done bout an hour or two befor ur test it might work but like i said thats a hit or miss one it was 11 yrs ago when i used to do it now i just smoke and dont worry bout it i like the quick fix system

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

The thing is I don't know of a head shop around here. And I'm only 17. Does that matter?

 

[06goat 10+ year member]

^This guys goin places.

Edit: Not rangerboy, that puppet ninja

 

[puppet_1211 10+ year member]

6 months if u keep ur hair short

 

[puppet_1211 10+ year member]

yeah u gotta b 18 to go in to most head shops use sum homeboys CLEAN **** in a condom and tuck it under ur nut sac to keep the temp

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

99% of those BS scamming clean u out drinks are just that BS. If u want man up and do it the legit way then forget about it. Stick ***** up ur a s s its that simple. add pee to condom tie it off (be sure its water tight) grab a tampon cut the string off tie around knot u made in condom and let the string hang out so u can easily get it poke it with a nail then but back in pocket. It will wrk and u will pass now the question is how bad do u want this job???