Passing drug test

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

Yea so the headshop won't work then. I'm going to get some temperature strips and do a couple of "test runs" to see how long I can keep it at 92-98*

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

If done at a legit facility 92 want cut it. Most u pee in stall and beside u is a door open it up and insert pee. tech takes it from the other side and does his thing and ur temp will not drop to 92 in a mtter of sec so I am telling u it want wrk.

 

[i2ain2thunder 10+ year member]

waste of time effort, I smoked hardcore 3 days before my pee test. I drank a cleanse solution from GNC (orange tastes the best) then drank more water than you can immagine is possible in 3 days. I pissed clear water pretty much, chick was like uh it's a little clear. I just said I drink a lot of water cuz I take creatine, she was like ok. Passed the test.

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

waste of time effort, I smoked hardcore 3 days before my pee test. I drank a cleanse solution from GNC (orange tastes the best) then drank more water than you can immagine is possible in 3 days. I pissed clear water pretty much, chick was like uh it's a little clear. I just said I drink a lot of water cuz I take creatine, she was like ok. Passed the test.

Not calling u a liar but I would say your results are not typical and is far from a sure thing. The tech's can tell if u flooded your system and that’s a fact.

 

[Sleeklsc 5,000+ posts]

Smoked 3 bowls last night. 1 was in my truck with 1 other person. Other 2 were with like 4 other people. Have a screening on Wednesday sometime after noon. Think I'll be ok? I'm chugging water in hopes of getting it all out. What do you guys think? Tips? Tricks? Advice?

You're a fu cking idiot.

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

You're a fu cking idiot.

My exact thoughts but did not wanna start crap over a drug test that can not be passed any other way then the good old stuff and go method.

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

people think trying to fool drug test is something new. It’s all been tried before with failed results. Member guys these test are getting more and more advanced so it’s almost impossible to fool a test these days. Only sure way is clean p I s s stuffed in body cavity that’s it. Either do it or fail it’s that simple. No I do not care what your friends friends cousin did and passed cause he or she is a big fat liar...

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

P iss in condom, condom stuck by sack, go in bathroom poor **** in cup, put lid on, put p iss condom in pocket(wrap in toilet paper first), put lid on cup, hand to person, walk out. Oh by the way, I took a test today that I got from CVS, passed that shiz. Barely, but I passed it. I figure another day of this and it should test strong. Oh and it wasn't clear. Nice and yellur

 

[i2ain2thunder 10+ year member]

meh do ur thing man u prob be ok. whoever called me a liar I've been working at my job happily for more than 3 yrs so also meh.

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

The more I sit around and think about it the worse it gets. Just gonna keep doing the water/AZO cranberry thing tomorrow then take a test Wednesday morning. If I fail the test Wednesday morning, friends pee.

 

[Chriszle 10+ year member]

3 days isn't long enough to pass a test. 3 weeks is a pretty safe bet for most ppl, I've passed in 18 days.

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

We only speak positive words in this thread. Don't add any negativity. lol

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

wish u the best condom taped on your sack might get it up to mid 70's hope they dnt care about the temp of it. I don’t think anyone called u a liar I just think most know it’s not as easy as going to store and buying a magic orange drink and poof your liver has been cleaned instantly. I think the drug companies are a tad more smarter than people are giving them credit for. Those cvs test are junk your results at the clinic will be examined a million times closer then that over the counter test could even hope to do. Like I said GL but if u smoked 3 days ago u will fail sry. It’s a fact.

oh I have been at my job for alil over 7 years so whats that got to do with anything???

 

[Chriszle 10+ year member]

What I have done in a pinch is take an empty plastic bottle of bubbles and wash it out good. Then have ur friend with clean p i ss fill it up full. Then you throw on ur tighty whities with boxers over the top, keep that **** between ur legs till you have to test. It will keep its temp for a good hour or 2, at least warm enough to pass.

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

That's what I plan on doing. Pi ss in the condom, Under Armor shorts, two pairs of underwear. Oh and park as far away as possible so I build up some heat on the way in haha