Passing drug test

[DonWan 10+ year member]

My friends always buy **** from me, more then likely there going to **** you. find someone that is clean get there **** and use it, it's the best thing to do. Or you can try one of these others solution good luck.. But don't let your parents find out wooo they will be thinking some bad shi...

 

[DonWan 10+ year member]

Also if it's a hair test you might as well not even show up...

If it's a hair test they are easy to pass as well, they normally always take it from your head, best thing to do then is buy some shampoo from the head shop, it works I have seen it work with a buddy he said it burnt like hell but it worked and passed for a job //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

I still say condom full of some clean right up the butt. You will pass plus find out if you have gay tendencies.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

If it's a hair test they are easy to pass as well, they normally always take it from your head, best thing to do then is buy some shampoo from the head shop, it works I have seen it work with a buddy he said it burnt like hell but it worked and passed for a job //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

That's another one that's not 100% though. I'm not saying it never works, but it doesn't work every single time, and if it's my job on the line I would want something that's 100%. Although if it's a hair test you don't really have any other options...

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Only read first page.
First off i need to know two things, how good was the medicine.. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Secondly-If you have three days your probably S.O.L. if it was from higher known strands coming out of a medical dispensary, etc

But if you do only have three days then i would suggest Drinking one gallon of water throughout each individual day, also take 500 mg of vitamin b12, or just a multivitamin will help some..(niacin is a outrageous myth), also drink atleast 24-32 oz of that through some sort of dark fluid, idk a juice such as grape drink..(something im guessing you wanted all last week at times and didnt have-lol-). On the final day constantly drink water 3 hours prior to test, urinate as much as possible, eat a good breakfast 15 minutes prior if possible.

Most importantly-When urinating in said hypothetical cup catch the middle of your stream. Since i assume your pretty burnt and nervous(hey it happens) heres a simple diagram of what the uh middle of your stream is lmao..actually thats to much work to type out so yeah, if you dont know what the middle of the stream is your job may not work out for you just smoke a bowl and enjoy your day lol. Then watch this

‪Chappelle I plead the Fif‬‏ - YouTube

The vitamin myth is just that, a myth. It was originally thought that the vitamins would replace the vitamins missing because your ***** will be very diluted from drinking so much water, however they do not help the specific gravity which they WILL test if it's too diluted.

The middle of the stream tip is a good idea though, I forgot that one. The beginning and end of the stream contain the most toxins/contaminants, not that hard of a process though (pee a little in the toilet, then fill the cup, then the rest in the toilet).

I still advocate synthetic though...

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

lol, I love this stuff. Only way to guarantee you pass a drug test is to not smoke to begin with. Especially if you are trying to get a job. Stupid kids these days.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

lol, I love this stuff. Only way to guarantee you pass a drug test is to not smoke to begin with. Especially if you are trying to get a job. Stupid kids these days.

Why does any of this have to do with being young? You know one of the primary demographics of pot smokers is senior citizens? Elderly people with disabilities/pain/ailments who smoke for pain relief must be stupid too?

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

hey i need a new job... let me smoke these 3 bowls....

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Why does any of this have to do with being young? You know one of the primary demographics of pot smokers is senior citizens? Elderly people with disabilities/pain/ailments who smoke for pain relief must be stupid too?

are they trying piss clean to find a job?

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Don't do drugs dumbass and you won't have to worry about taking a fucking drug test. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

I still say condom full of some clean right up the butt. You will pass plus find out if you have gay tendencies.

The condom thing is what I'm doing. It's just not going in my a s s lol

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

The condom thing is what I'm doing. It's just not going in my a s s lol

They're not allowed to watch you for pre-employment tests and they don't pat you down so wear two pairs of some kind of breifs underwear then put it between them under your sack. You need to make sure it stays at the correct temp or they will toss it. You also need to make sure it's FRESH because they will know if it's old...stuff gets nasty. I would definitely look for something more secure then a condom though...that's just dumb

 

[disturbed471985 5,000+ posts]

The condom thing is what I'm doing. It's just not going in my a s s lol

Then at best you have a 50/50 shot. I would do what I had to do it's not like jobs are easy to get or even find these days. So if I had to squat to get a job then I would just nut up and do it. It want kill you and who cares what some joe on the net says. I will do whatever it takes to get a job. Pride just has to ride b i t c h on this one. I am telling you that you are going to fail due to the temp unless you go that route. This layers of clothes under arms crap is not going to wrk.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Then at best you have a 50/50 shot. I would do what I had to do it's not like jobs are easy to get or even find these days. So if I had to squat to get a job then I would just nut up and do it. It want kill you and who cares what some joe on the net says. I will do whatever it takes to get a job. Pride just has to ride b i t c h on this one.

wow, bro you shove things up your ass? Completely unnecessary, lulz

 

[rangerboy101 10+ year member]

They're not allowed to watch you for pre-employment tests and they don't pat you down so wear two pairs of some kind of breifs underwear then put it between them under your sack. You need to make sure it stays at the correct temp or they will toss it. You also need to make sure it's FRESH because they will know if it's old...stuff gets nasty. I would definitely look for something more secure then a condom though...that's just dumb

The condom is the best thing to keep it at temp though.