One thing that pisses me off

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

i hate when i have massive diarrhea or like eat a giant bowl of cereal before i go to sleep.. especially when im blazed cuz ill eat so much more. when i wake up and take a massive diarrhea and wipe my *** and look at the TP, its all covered in black thick gooey dookie so i like to run my TP through the faucet quicc one time to wipe AND wash my ***. i cant afford baby wipes to use as TP but one day when im rich im going to like that black rapper on CRIBS.. i think it was some guy from goodie mob that suggested it. plus u dont get buttcrust!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

We have this thing called the pootini....it has been incubating in a applejuice container for the past 2 years..its a few logs of shit, 3 eggs, piss,applejuice, and some goldfish....
It went from solid to liquid to solid. It is by far one of the things I fear the most in my life, no joke.

that is serisouly disgusting Tyler

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i hate when i have massive diarrhea or like eat a giant bowl of cereal before i go to sleep.. especially when im blazed cuz ill eat so much more. when i wake up and take a massive diarrhea and wipe my *** and look at the TP, its all covered in black thick gooey dookie so i like to run my TP through the faucet quicc one time to wipe AND wash my ***. i cant afford baby wipes to use as TP but one day when im rich im going to like that black rapper on CRIBS.. i think it was some guy from goodie mob that suggested it. plus u dont get buttcrust!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

I know trick daddy said that too. I use baby wipes too, it works well. haha

 

[randomco 10+ year member]

I would rather have toilet water splashed on my *** then have my dick and nuts hang in the water when you sit down, especially at public places.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

We have this thing called the pootini....it has been incubating in a applejuice container for the past 2 years..its a few logs of shit, 3 eggs, piss,applejuice, and some goldfish....

why?

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

We did it as a joke, and have always thought about opening it, but we literally fear what the smell will be like THAT bad...I have no idea what shit that has sat and incubated for 2 years would smell like...let alone shit and piss...with eggs...and fish..

I think I wanna blow it up in front of a house, so that it splatters everywhere and smells like shit

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

that is j ust gross

 

[randomco 10+ year member]

go downtown and pour it on a drunken bum passed out in an alley, that would be hilarious.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

i dont want to be near it when the cap comes off

 

[randomco 10+ year member]

wear a gas mask or doctors mask, hold your breath anyway, open it, dump on a bums face, run like 25 feet away, stop, turn around and laugh as the drunk bum pukes uncontrollably until he passes back out. thats what id do.

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

in greece you can not flush toilet-paper because the pipes are too small..is it like that in italia/sicilia, too?? i really hate that.

most places in italy are americanized/modernized now. rarely will you go somewhere or check into a hotel that uses a common shitter or just has a hole in the ground with two footprints on either side.

 

[vettelovr1124 10+ year member]

We have this thing called the pootini....it has been incubating in a applejuice container for the past 2 years..its a few logs of shit, 3 eggs, piss,applejuice, and some goldfish....
It went from solid to liquid to solid. It is by far one of the things I fear the most in my life, no joke.

What the heck are you going to do with it? Throw it at someone?

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

What the heck are you going to do with it? Throw it at someone?

eventually he will microwave it and pore it on him and i during a werid *** session.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

this is true^^^

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

this is true^^^

i cant wait, i can taste it already.

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