One thing that pisses me off

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

n00blet... there comes a point in time when you have got to stop letting people piss you off and make you sick!

lol, well this is the first time in a while Ive made a thread in the lounge in a while.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

USUALLY...Im not satisfied w/ USUALLY... I dont want to see some other dude's cornbits when I shit..stuck on the toilet..

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

USUALLY...Im not satisfied w/ USUALLY... I dont want to see some other dude's cornbits when I shit..stuck on the toilet..

If it's your own house then Im sure you have dealt with worse things. Also, toilet brushes were made for a reason //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[vasilios 10+ year member]

in greece you can not flush toilet-paper because the pipes are too small..is it like that in italia/sicilia, too?? i really hate that.

 

[SmokeyNChris 10+ year member]

you gotta ease your *** cheeks into the dump, and like let them slowly let the shit out... Or when you know its gonna dump huge, get a few inches off the toilet,high enough to where it wont splash up and hit you.

LOL!

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

ever seen a grown man shitting while running at full speed?

i have //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[vasilios 10+ year member]

me too

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Ha, If you dont like that marley, I got a good picture for you.

or you can just imagine, seeing about 100 different colors of it in one toilet. and the urinals that have like 8 different color and sized pubic hairs hanging on it. I was gonna take a picture and show people. Its like a science project.

 

[millerscents 10+ year member]

Ha, If you dont like that marley, I got a good picture for you.
or you can just imagine, seeing about 100 different colors of it in one toilet. and the urinals that have like 8 different color and sized pubic hairs hanging on it. I was gonna take a picture and show people. Its like a science project.

that is just nasty,

but i worked with this wierdo that took a dump and wanted every one to look at it. he said that it was all the way down the pipe and then was pocking out of the watter. no one would look so he went and got a pick of it to show every one. (worked in a mine so every one that i worked with was sick and twisted)

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

i usually try to mitigate the splashing by placing a piece of toilet paper on the surface of the water where my shit is gonna land. it works relatively well by cushioning the fall of the feces. try it out sometime.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i usually try to mitigate the splashing by placing a piece of toilet paper on the surface of the water where my shit is gonna land. it works relatively well by cushioning the fall of the feces. try it out sometime.

Thats what I do, I put a lot though. Especially in porto potties. The thought of that is just //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

 

[Expy2000]

My parents have those turbo toilets..

Just a lil cup of water, but when you flush... Hurricane!!!

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[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

We have this thing called the pootini....it has been incubating in a applejuice container for the past 2 years..its a few logs of shit, 3 eggs, piss,applejuice, and some goldfish....

It went from solid to liquid to solid. It is by far one of the things I fear the most in my life, no joke.

 

[ruckus]

wtf how low does your *** hang in the toilet that you get splashed? you sit on it not in it

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

i usually try to mitigate the splashing by placing a piece of toilet paper on the surface of the water where my shit is gonna land. it works relatively well by cushioning the fall of the feces. try it out sometime.

good idea, never even thought about that.