One thing that pisses me off

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

The design of American toilets is very funky. Everytime I go to drop a load, I get splashed and its uber annoying. I never had that problem in Europe:furious:

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

then wear a diaper if it annoys you that bad. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[danteBirosel 5,000+ posts]

The design of American toilets is very funky. Everytime I go to drop a load, I get splashed and its uber annoying. I never had that problem in Europe:furious:

LMFAO.

Maybe you gotta time it perfectly. Get ready to flush and once u flush push hard and then the flow of the water will drive your doodoo right into the hole fast and smooth. No splashing of brown sh*t on your *** cheeks anymore. lol.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

you gotta ease your *** cheeks into the dump, and like let them slowly let the shit out... Or when you know its gonna dump huge, get a few inches off the toilet,high enough to where it wont splash up and hit you.

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

Yea, thats why I stand when I poop.

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

I poop in a hole in the ground:thumbsup:

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

ever seen a grown man shitting while running at full speed?

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

No, but for some reason I think of tumbleweeds.

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

haha, my freinds told me about this kid at school last week who got his *** beat in the hallway, then shit in his pants...

btw, how is a european toilet designed as opposed to a non european toilet.

 

[netherland24 5,000+ posts]

haha, my freinds told me about this kid at school last week who got his *** beat in the hallway, then shit in his pants...

btw, how is a european toilet designed as opposed to a non european toilet.

water splashes ur ahole. beday i think it is called //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif cleans er right up ;

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

umm drink more water?

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

haha, my freinds told me about this kid at school last week who got his *** beat in the hallway, then shit in his pants...

btw, how is a european toilet designed as opposed to a non european toilet.

Well its not like a bowl of water chillin right above your *******. Its more of a narrow design with a lil neck and the water is at the bottom of the neck. Keeps form splashin.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

but doesnt the poo smear on the rest of it that way?

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

n00blet... there comes a point in time when you have got to stop letting people piss you off and make you sick!

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

Yea but it flushes off usually.