omg, getting tested = worst pain ever

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

just to put my mind @ ease i decided to go get tested, boy was that a mistake

for those that dont know or havent been, when you get tested they just fondle your balls and whatnot but then they stick this little q-tip in your dick and scrub that ***** all around, i wanted to weap like a little baby girl it hurt so bad ,

i hope to god i never have *** without a condom again (even if it is my gf) just so i never have to go through anything like that again , next time ill just shell out the $200 to goto a privet clinic where they only need a urine sample //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

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[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

blood test

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

they took blood for the HIV test , but i dont think they can pick up std's in ur blood? (correct me if im wrong)

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

haha @ u.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

ya i got a blood test. it was 50 bucks but worth it

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

they took blood for the HIV test , but i dont think they can pick up std's in ur blood? (correct me if im wrong)

yup you are wrong.

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

and the shit still hurts afterwards cus the qtip drys the inside of ur dick so when u goto piss its like AHHHHHHH //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[GO-N DEF 10+ year member]

If your hydrated and it doesn't burn when you piss, there is no need to get swabbed. All it tests for is Chlamydia an Gonorrhea anyway. You could still have been exposed to Herpes Simplex Virus (HSV) or Human Papiloma Virus (HPV = warts) that won't show up for weeks to years later.

Worse yet you could have been exposed to Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV = The High Five) which won't show up in your blood stream for 3-6 months...

Getting swabbed just to get swabbed is stupid!!! I have said that to countless Marines over the years...

 

[blackgeltabs 5,000+ posts]

Haha you got a clap test it hurts like your nuts getting stomped on

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

thats sucks

 

[fakename 10+ year member]

god, id never let anything get shoved up my dick. id be like hold up wtf u doin. uh uh *****

 

[Good*Bad*Ugly 10+ year member]

How long will it take HIV to show up in your blood?

 

[GI JOEY 10+ year member]

Getting rodded sucks from what I hear. Had many friends in the Army that got burned. I am lucky so far. Ive only cought kids. Sorry to hear you went through that. Bet it wont happen again.

 

[spudracer326 10+ year member]

ouch..that sucks...just wrap ur tool...

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Now imagine a pinky sized diameter tube being shoved up there when you're slipping in and out in the ER.

Unless you got some fat *** fingers, then don't imagine it.