old ladies...

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

I though this was a MILF thread. Boy, was I steered wrong..

ma bad bro. hate to dissappoint

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

YEAH! I know what you mean. Mine does the exact same thing. Doesn't piss me off much though but I do trip balls half the time.

i try not to when the family is around.

 

[XSlappinAzzX]

snuck in her room last night. again. why you ask? cuz im a ninja and i can //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Shes deceased //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif You are one sick bastard creepin into her coffin.

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

Shes deceased //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif You are one sick bastard creepin into her coffin.

*** with animals got boring. sorry homie. i put her back when i was finished.

 

[XSlappinAzzX]

*** with animals got boring. sorry homie. i put her back when i was finished.

Did you leave the stash of weed i left in there? i swear if you took it, imma come over, whip out my lighter and smoke it wit chu.

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

no way i would never disrespect you like that...steal your weed. never in my life. smoke it with me anyway?

 

[XSlappinAzzX]

no way i would never disrespect you like that...steal your weed. never in my life. smoke it with me anyway?

whippin out the keychain bong bro, on my way over, get some b1tches to dance fo us.

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

If you haven't seen the 1000 Ways to Die episode w/ the beastiality you are missing the point. Coon ate his D!CK OFF

 

[MikeyF 10+ year member]

If you haven't seen the 1000 Ways to Die episode w/ the beastiality you are missing the point. Coon ate his D!CK OFF

Or when ol' boy tried getting down with the bear, while tripping on mushrooms. Good way to pass though. Beastiality is whats up, brah.

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

whippin out the keychain bong bro, on my way over, get some b1tches to dance fo us.

pics of said keychain bong?? shiz would be dope. ******* have been here i keep em on the line my nga.

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

Missed the bear episode lol. also the one where the girl was screwing carrots and shoved one in too hard, pierced her vah-jay-jay walls, and pushed air up inside her... Choke

 

[XSlappinAzzX]

pics of said keychain bong?? shiz would be dope. ******* have been here i keep em on the line my nga.

looks like this except mines black and sleeker.

Cranberry Bong Key Chain, Purse Charm, Zipper Pull : GlasstasticTreasures - ArtFire Accessories

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

If you haven't seen the 1000 Ways to Die episode w/ the beastiality you are missing the point. Coon ate his D!CK OFF

thats nothing. i once had *** with a porqupine.

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

looks like this except mines black and sleeker.Cranberry Bong Key Chain, Purse Charm, Zipper Pull : GlasstasticTreasures - ArtFire Accessories

if you can actually smoke out of that...im buying 3

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

Missed the bear episode lol. also the one where the girl was screwing carrots and shoved one in too hard, pierced her vah-jay-jay walls, and pushed air up inside her... Choke

this one bish was practicing bj's on a cucumber in her garden and it got lodged in there and she died lol