old ladies...

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

need to be more careful when crossing the street at night. i almost smeared an old lady all over the road on the way home from work. Im pretty sure i found it funnier than she did though judging by her "woah i just pooped a little" facial expression

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[XSlappinAzzX]

meh, no pics, no thread.

/ thread

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

There's a guy here in my town that likes to sneak out on the highway while you're driving on his "Jazzy/Hoveround/Handicapwhip"

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3M1AgkOOXH4/SNZgo_eJH2I/AAAAAAAAAO4/6hSgCDEH4M0/s400/Surprised+Granny.jpg

^similar to the real thing.

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

There's a guy here in my town that likes to sneak out on the highway while you're driving on his "Jazzy/Hoveround/Handicapwhip"

periph's are limited when you rock 5% //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

OiC

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

I thought this was going to be another "my grandma ***** herself" thread.

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

I thought this was going to be another "my grandma ***** herself" thread.

no but those always make me laugh lol

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

What's bad is when you have an 80% deaf grandmother who farts at random and nobody can hear it since "she can't..."

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

What's bad is when you have an 80% deaf grandmother who farts at random and nobody can hear it since "she can't..."

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

What's bad is when you have an 80% deaf grandmother who farts at random and nobody can hear it since "she can't..."

before my great grandma died she used to have the walking farts somethin fierce...she had to have known it was happening. it wasnt like quiet suttle little farts they were like loud pungent farts taht made people gag and she used to giggle. pissed us off at christmas/thanksgiving/easter. she was usually curtious enough to wait until we were almost done with dinner though

 

[XSlappinAzzX]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3M1AgkOOXH4/SNZgo_eJH2I/AAAAAAAAAO4/6hSgCDEH4M0/s400/Surprised+Granny.jpg
^similar to the real thing.

how and why did you get a picture of my grandmamamamamaries.

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

YEAH! I know what you mean. Mine does the exact same thing. Doesn't piss me off much though but I do trip balls half the time.

 

[MikeyF 10+ year member]

I thought this was going to be another "my grandma ***** herself" thread.

I though this was a MILF thread. Boy, was I steered wrong..

 

[Wingsfreak9 10+ year member]

how and why did you get a picture of my grandmamamamamaries.

snuck in her room last night. again. why you ask? cuz im a ninja and i can //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif