Ok... so last night

[bikejunkie223 10+ year member]

Fat chicks give the best head because they are always hungry.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Thats not true.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

sorority girls give the best head

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

^^^LOL @ sig!

 

[Red Rocket 10+ year member]

How the hell do you guys meet girls on Myspace randomly that want to meet guys? I've never gotten a random person wanting to add me or anything.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Just start randomly commenting on their pictures. go through and send liek 100 girls a message a day. Clever one liners should get you their attention. Just a guess.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Last night, I was inside of of you.

Last night, while making love to you.

...

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I saw the sun the moon the mountains and the river?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

We posted at 911 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I saw the sun the moon the mountains and the river?

I saw heaven when I made sweet love to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

Would you? Fat chaser!

im not a fat chaser,but I always like a few easy notches on my belt as well as the tough ones - u my friend have no notches cause your a picky sob

 

[HiAmplidude 10+ year member]

just one thing to say:

http://www.fazed.org/video/embed/?id=9

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

im hitting a .500 on my myspace game haha. met one chic, fine as shit and mad chill (IMO shes fine) and one fat chic, that hid it pretty well. she said she rode horses......must **** to be that horse. handjobs only require soft hands, thats all i gotta say about that.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Take her to the gym with you, and don't let her do anything but the treadmill. Actually never let her do anything but the treadmill period. Tell her if she ever wants to talk to you, she has to be jogging while doing it. FTW

Thats the fuc king shit right there. I had pepsi running through my nose after I read that. Shit burns!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

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