Ok... so last night

[GemaRastem 10+ year member]

something like that kinda happened to me. I met some chick on AIM that went to a different highschool in my town. We talked for a few months, she came over, she was pretty fat. Got a little tipsy, fooled around a bit, and then she started saying that I was perfect and that she loved me. I said I didn't feel the same way, haven't talked to her since.

 

[vladd 10+ year member]

You people have too many morals, the chick is cute enough to be a bj chick and if she loves you, all the better, you know she'll come through. Give her some normal bs line when you are ready to break up with her, she'll leave. The best line is that you like her but you can't get over your ex, you have to go back and see if you can patch things up

 

[LuNaTiC 10+ year member]

You people have too many morals, the chick is cute enough to be a bj chick and if she loves you, all the better, you know she'll come through. Give her some normal bs line when you are ready to break up with her, she'll leave. The best line is that you like her but you can't get over your ex, you have to go back and see if you can patch things up

Low standards FTW!

 

[imaspaceguy90 10+ year member]

I met this girl on myspace, and she was pretty interesed in meeting me, for the past couple weeks we've been talking on the phone, emailing, sending messages on myspace, etc... She looked pretty **** hot in the pictures, but was always saying she was fat, but i thought she was like most all girls who just say they are fat, but really arnt..

Anyway, i went to her appartment last night after work.. turns out, she really is pretty big.. not huge or anything just the big chin and kinda big stomach, a lot bigger then the pictures looked though.. not sure how she managed to hide that...

Anyway, got drunk and ended up just fooling around a little bit, no *** or anything involved with takeing clothes off, i spent the night and slept in her bed.. with my clothes on... and now aparently she has "fallen in love" with me and im not sure if i want to see her again...

Moral of the story... dont meet people you start talking to from myspace

Any input?

Yea, lol wrong move lol

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

chicks with green and blue shit in their hair give bomb *** head. sucks that shes porky yet doesnt seem to have much of a rack though.

suckee, ****ee, smoke cigarette in the *****, she give you everything you want... long time!

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

I met this girl on myspace,Anyway i went to her appartment last night after work.. turns out, she really is pretty big,ended up just fooling around a little bit, i spent the night and slept in her bed.. and now aparently she has "fallen in love" with me

my new sig ty!
doesnt already beat the chinny one but it would be a good one none the less

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

I met this girl on myspace, and she was pretty interesed in meeting me, for the past couple weeks we've been talking on the phone, emailing, sending messages on myspace, etc... She looked pretty **** hot in the pictures, but was always saying she was fat, but i thought she was like most all girls who just say they are fat, but really arnt..

Anyway, i went to her appartment last night after work.. turns out, she really is pretty big.. not huge or anything just the big chin and kinda big stomach, a lot bigger then the pictures looked though.. not sure how she managed to hide that...

Anyway, got drunk and ended up just fooling around a little bit, no *** or anything involved with takeing clothes off, i spent the night and slept in her bed.. with my clothes on... and now aparently she has "fallen in love" with me and im not sure if i want to see her again...

Moral of the story... dont meet people you start talking to from myspace

Any input?

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[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

you slept with her with your clothes on and didnt get laid?

then you tell everyone on caraudio.com that you didnt get any play?

dam bro your pittiful.....

 

[LuNaTiC 10+ year member]

you slept with her with your clothes on and didnt get laid?then you tell everyone on caraudio.com that you didnt get any play?

dam bro your pittiful.....

Would you? Fat chaser!

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

im gonna go **********.

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

Ask and you shall recieve..

Before she put the green shit / blue shit in her hair...

And.. the picture she made me after last night...

Not sure why they are so small, but her hand says "i "heart" "

If you ask me, she does look kinda chubby in those pics too lol. I require body pics before meeting anyone online.

 

[vladd 10+ year member]

I wish i could eat crab legs, new york strip and drink fine imported beer every day, but sometimes i have to eat ramen noodles, you see what i'm getting at?

As for sleeping with the girl with your clothes on, if you're going to go that far, anyone that finds out is going to say you banged her, so might as well get the benefit of it.

and lastly, green hair girl definately has some DSLs should have taken advantage of it

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

Take her to the gym with you, and don't let her do anything but the treadmill. Actually never let her do anything but the treadmill period. Tell her if she ever wants to talk to you, she has to be jogging while doing it. FTW

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

i am sure you all know the saying about fat chicks and mopeds:naughty:

There fun to ride as long as your friends dont catch you on them

 

[LoudS10Blazer 10+ year member]

I wish i could eat crab legs, new york strip and drink fine imported beer every day, but sometimes i have to eat ramen noodles, you see what i'm getting at?

Now thats funny.