Ok... so last night

[Satan]

I met this girl on myspace, and she was pretty interesed in meeting me, for the past couple weeks we've been talking on the phone, emailing, sending messages on myspace, etc...

She looked pretty **** hot in the pictures, but was always saying she was fat, but i thought she was like most all girls who just say they are fat, but really arnt..

Anyway, i went to her appartment last night after work.. turns out, she really is pretty big.. not huge or anything just the big chin and kinda big stomach, a lot bigger then the pictures looked though.. not sure how she managed to hide that...

Anyway, got drunk and ended up just fooling around a little bit, no *** or anything involved with takeing clothes off, i spent the night and slept in her bed.. with my clothes on... and now aparently she has "fallen in love" with me and im not sure if i want to see her again...

Moral of the story... dont meet people you start talking to from myspace

Any input?

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[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

dang sry.. that sucks

 

[SPL 10+ year member]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got owned

 

[lslugz 10+ year member]

Thats so funny man, why dont you just tell her your not interested in her? But you would like to still talk to her cause shes a cool chick. That way you dont look like an @zzhole. Thats what i would do.

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

hahahahahaha you lose!

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I dont know about meeting people on that. I think its just for entertainment when you are bored, extra people to talk to online. Fallin in love with you? after a few weeks of talking online and one night of foolin around? Shes probly crazy, and now she will harrass you on the phone and online for a while, especially when you tell her you dont want to see her anymore.

 

[Satan]

Shes 19, but acts pretty immature, she dropped her phone in the toilet last night when she was trying to piss, and actually CRYED for about 20 minutes over it... i was in shock... so i drank some more

 

[ndnbolla 10+ year member]

You're screwed dude...

Just have that "I just wanna be friends" chat and slowly drift away.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Shes 19, but acts pretty immature, she dropped her phone in the toilet last night when she was trying to piss, and actually CRYED for about 20 minutes over it... i was in shock... so i drank some more

Bwaaaa HA HA HA HA

I don't know why but this struck me as incredibly funny....

I can just imagine this somewhat overweight 19yr old chick, having had a few too many drinks, falling into a mad crying fit over a telephone falling in the toilet while she was using it (does this chick stand up to pee, by the way? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif How'd she drop the phone in while she was sitting there if not?)

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

Could have been worse, atleast it wasnt a him. Lol... pretty funny tho, pwnt

 

[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

Bwaaaa HA HA HA HA
I don't know why but this struck me as incredibly funny....

I can just imagine this somewhat overweight 19yr old chick, having had a few too many drinks, falling into a mad crying fit over a telephone falling in the toilet while she was using it (does this chick stand up to pee, by the way? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif How'd she drop the phone in while she was sitting there if not?)

hahaha i was thinkin the same thing

 

[Satan]

Bwaaaa HA HA HA HA
I don't know why but this struck me as incredibly funny....

I can just imagine this somewhat overweight 19yr old chick, having had a few too many drinks, falling into a mad crying fit over a telephone falling in the toilet while she was using it (does this chick stand up to pee, by the way? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif How'd she drop the phone in while she was sitting there if not?)

It was her cell phone, she had it in her back pocket, and wile she was pulling down her pants and bending over i guess it just.. slid out and into the toilet or something, at least thats what i think she said wile she was bawling...

I didnt know wtf to do shes upstairs bawling about this cell phone wile im downstairs acting like nothing is going on trying to get shitfaced to make the problem seem less retarded

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Bwaaaa HA HA HA HA
I don't know why but this struck me as incredibly funny....

I can just imagine this somewhat overweight 19yr old chick, having had a few too many drinks, falling into a mad crying fit over a telephone falling in the toilet while she was using it (does this chick stand up to pee, by the way? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif How'd she drop the phone in while she was sitting there if not?)

That is pretty funny, and good question how did she drop her phone in the toilet. And remember what I said about harrassing you? Definitely going to happen now that you told that story, she probly has emotional problems, and after she gets done crying, shes going to be pissed at you. Get ready.... and keep us updated.

It was her cell phone, she had it in her back pocket, and wile she was pulling down her pants and bending over i guess it just.. slid out and into the toilet or something, at least thats what i think she said wile she was bawling...I didnt know wtf to do shes upstairs bawling about this cell phone wile im downstairs acting like nothing is going on trying to get shitfaced to make the problem seem less retarded

Hahaha, that must have been awkward. Crying on the first meeting isnt a good idea..............oh well guess she didnt know that.

 

[prioracy 10+ year member]

**** that sux, just pray when u tell her u just wanna be friend she doesn't post anything wierd on our myspace....

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

It was her cell phone, she had it in her back pocket, and wile she was pulling down her pants and bending over i guess it just.. slid out and into the toilet or something, at least thats what i think she said wile she was bawling...I didnt know wtf to do shes upstairs bawling about this cell phone wile im downstairs acting like nothing is going on trying to get shitfaced to make the problem seem less retarded

Okay - now that makes better sense. I've come close to dropping my checkbook in the can a couple of times when I had it in a back pocket of some jeans and I needed to hit the head...

(thank goodness it was only an 'almost' though)