Ok... so last night

[BoominBeast]

she does kinda look chunky in the pics tho.. u can tell shes not small

same with you...

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

same with you...

zing!!!

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

Ahhhhhhhhhhahaha

That was funny

BURN.

-Blake

 

[Satan]

This thread makes me wanna listen to : Tech N9ne- Imma Playa

LOL! i listened to that on the way home ( was about a 45 min drive, so i listened to it more then once ) i laughed my *** off pretty much the whole song...

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

LOL?

Despite being an internet junkie, I have not been on myspace before. Looks like a freakshow. I'm in.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

so wheres the link to her myspace?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Wheres the link to the two you knocked off this month?

 

[LuNaTiC 10+ year member]

I met this girl on myspace, and she was pretty interesed in meeting me, for the past couple weeks we've been talking on the phone, emailing, sending messages on myspace, etc... She looked pretty **** hot in the pictures, but was always saying she was fat, but i thought she was like most all girls who just say they are fat, but really arnt..

Anyway, i went to her appartment last night after work.. turns out, she really is pretty big.. not huge or anything just the big chin and kinda big stomach, a lot bigger then the pictures looked though.. not sure how she managed to hide that...

Anyway, got drunk and ended up just fooling around a little bit, no *** or anything involved with takeing clothes off, i spent the night and slept in her bed.. with my clothes on... and now aparently she has "fallen in love" with me and im not sure if i want to see her again...

Moral of the story... dont meet people you start talking to from myspace

Any input?

OMFG I just did the EXACT same thing. This girl looked soo hott on myspace, We met at my house, She was bigger than me. Granted I'm small but she was a little tooo thick for my taste. Moral of the story DO NOT meet girls from myspace if all of there pics are of the same angle and/or just of her "pretty" face. If she has a good body you best believe they will be in the pictures.

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[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

OMFG I just did the EXACT same thing. This girl looked soo hott on myspace, We met at my house, She was bigger than me. Granted I'm small but she was a little tooo thick for my taste. Moral of the story DO NOT meet girls from myspace if all of there pics are of the same angle and/or just of her "pretty" face. If she has a good body you best believe they will be in the pictures.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

its happened to me with facebook

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

LOL facebook FTW.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

I met this girl on myspace, and she was pretty interesed in meeting me, for the past couple weeks we've been talking on the phone, emailing, sending messages on myspace, etc... She looked pretty **** hot in the pictures, but was always saying she was fat, but i thought she was like most all girls who just say they are fat, but really arnt..

Anyway, i went to her appartment last night after work.. turns out, she really is pretty big.. not huge or anything just the big chin and kinda big stomach, a lot bigger then the pictures looked though.. not sure how she managed to hide that...

Anyway, got drunk and ended up just fooling around a little bit, no *** or anything involved with takeing clothes off, i spent the night and slept in her bed.. with my clothes on... and now aparently she has "fallen in love" with me and im not sure if i want to see her again...

Moral of the story... dont meet people you start talking to from myspace

Any input?

i met my woman that i've been w/ for just over 10mo now on myspace. now i think if she's fallen for ya this quickly, well, your over your head.

-Mike

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

It was her cell phone, she had it in her back pocket, and wile she was pulling down her pants and bending over i guess it just.. slid out and into the toilet or something, at least thats what i think she said wile she was bawling...I didnt know wtf to do shes upstairs bawling about this cell phone wile im downstairs acting like nothing is going on trying to get shitfaced to make the problem seem less retarded

Hey at least it didn't fall in after she was done taking a fatty turd, Did she **** you btw?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I cant see the pic on my work computer, but I guess I will take your guys word on it,lol! Satan it will be easy to get rid of her. Just show her a pic of that bat in your sig. Then she will start to laugh....saying to herself man that dic in that pic is bigger than yours. I am sure she will never talk to you again. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Its just a joke mang!

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

How can you grow dankass weed, but now pic out the fat ones?

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

Someone find me a hot myspace *****.