Official "Cool Story Bro" Thread

[4OZGLOVES 10+ year member]

I had a chick ask me to pee on her once.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

I had a chick ask me to pee on her once.

but yet did she offer to drink???

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[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Cool stories broskies.

 

[I Like Waffle]

I got pulled over for no reason once, i suspect its because the cops thought i was black due to my vehicle. Told the cop i was gonna **** his wife later that way he can pull me over for a good reason next time. Coolest story here ftmfw.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Can you hear the fucking crickets...

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

So here I am in this hotel next to snoopdans bitch, and she is just wearing one FINE *** thong, so we pound it hard straight for 6 hours until im done with her and i walk off.
I hit up the mcdonalds in the area, and I see the same stupid ho i saw yesterday, audiodave. So I grab dis fat bitches mcmuffin and slap that shit in his face. He gets his feelings hurt and starts crying on the floor n shit, and ma boy Twistedchild walks on over from his happy meal and does a vertical Axe kick on poor ol daves back, it was a mess.

Next thing I know, im in a limo with snoopdans bitch again, so we pound for another 6 hours before I finish on her face and pass out from exhaustion.

Continued.

Well, now Im hopping out of the limo, and i take a breath of the fresh air, hop back into the limo, and bang with snoopdans girl for another 2 hours, with this time me finishing on her tummy.

I head on over to the local pub, an da bishes be dancin hardkore, but i see audiodave over in da corner ruining the mood, so i grab an ashtray and frisbee it at his face. He begins to tear up and get into the fetal position on the floor, until ma boy twistedchild walks on over from his KFC chicken combo meal, and does a power-blow with his knee on daves back again.

So the cops come, everybody runs out, dis bish calls me into a dark alley, i can't see her face, but we begin having hardkore butt ***, and some light shines on her face, and i see that its snoopdans bish agian, so i be's like cool, n shit, so we poundin away for 30 minutes.

continued...

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

Pic of slappinbass ugly ass cracker bitch

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

Bish gotta shame stach

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

Pic of slappinbass ugly ass cracker bitch

aww bro, u got the photo with me in ma white shirt? ****, I look so good in black.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Blappinmuthafukinsass

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

Blappinmuthafukinsass

nigga, thought u were my wingman, wat happened?

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

I think we can all agree that it's about time we relocate the mass amount of trolls into one thread. This is the thread for all of you guys to post your useless life stories and experiences that don't require an argument. Did work **** today? Did you get a cool birthday present? Did your dog learn a new trick? Lucky you, you're in the right thread. Commence...

Stupid Idea/ Better Idea. Trollerdome...

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

nigga, thought u were my wingman, wat happened?

dont worry baby you still fuck like a star

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

Anny u lil devil, you didn't tell me you were a ***?

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

If only I was that skinny you cheap trick fuck.....