Official "Cool Story Bro" Thread

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

So I was bangin snoops GF the other day and I think I caught something.

 

[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

bro.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Its really hot like 102 and my balls smell really bad.

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

Well yesterday boyz, I went down to the local pawn shop, and bought a 50 caliber machine gun, and mounted that bitch on ma scion xb. So here I am driving down the road mowing down civilians and cops, not to mention im drunk, so if i get caught, ill get a dui with manslaughter, and a failure to stop at 24 stop signs.
Anywayz, i pull over, and pull out my 9mm and pop a cap in some gay-bo's face, i think his name was Capo, or sum shit, can't remember, but he was walkin out of the gay bar with his butt-buddy audiodave. A bunch of bitches and ho's start freakin out and scream murderer at me, but i tell em that this ****** lied about his audio setups, so theyz was all cool n shit with me now, and they offered me a free beer. So i say fuck it.

Next thing I know, Im waking up with a hangover, and a possible case of Aids.

continued.

So here I am in this hotel next to snoopdans bitch, and she is just wearing one FINE *** thong, so we pound it hard straight for 6 hours until im done with her and i walk off.

I hit up the mcdonalds in the area, and I see the same stupid ho i saw yesterday, audiodave. So I grab dis fat bitches mcmuffin and slap that shit in his face. He gets his feelings hurt and starts crying on the floor n shit, and ma boy Twistedchild walks on over from his happy meal and does a vertical Axe kick on poor ol daves back, it was a mess.

Next thing I know, im in a limo with snoopdans bitch again, so we pound for another 6 hours before I finish on her face and pass out from exhaustion.

Continued.

 

[RidinSwangaz 10+ year member]

So here I am in this hotel next to snoopdans bitch, and she is just wearing one FINE *** thong, so we pound it hard straight for 6 hours until im done with her and i walk off.
I hit up the mcdonalds in the area, and I see the same stupid ho i saw yesterday, audiodave. So I grab dis fat bitches mcmuffin and slap that shit in his face. He gets his feelings hurt and starts crying on the floor n shit, and ma boy Twistedchild walks on over from his happy meal and does a vertical Axe kick on poor ol daves back, it was a mess.

Next thing I know, im in a limo with snoopdans bitch again, so we pound for another 6 hours before I finish on her face and pass out from exhaustion.

Continued.

My niqqa...

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Its really hot like 102 and my balls smell really bad.

You can actually SMELL your balls!? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/scared.gif.f134e57c6c93ccd0f15aa5ac32c7d4a0.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

So here I am in this hotel next to snoopdans bitch, and she is just wearing one FINE *** thong, so we pound it hard straight for 6 hours until im done with her and i walk off.
I hit up the mcdonalds in the area, and I see the same stupid ho i saw yesterday, audiodave. So I grab dis fat bitches mcmuffin and slap that shit in his face. He gets his feelings hurt and starts crying on the floor n shit, and ma boy Twistedchild walks on over from his happy meal and does a vertical Axe kick on poor ol daves back, it was a mess.

Next thing I know, im in a limo with snoopdans bitch again, so we pound for another 6 hours before I finish on her face and pass out from exhaustion.

Continued.

You wouldn't last 6 seconds. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Tone415 10+ year member]

Time to leave work

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

No way bro, boss just called, he needs you to work a few more hours. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Cameron_B 10+ year member]

Well this morning I woke up and just had to thank god. I didnt quite know it at the time but today seemed kindave odd. There wasnt any barking from my dog, no smog, and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog. I got my grub on, but didnt pig out; I got a call from this chick I been wanting to dig out. I hooked it up for later as I hit the door thinking will I live another 24? I was in a hurry cause I got me a drop top and if I hit the switch I couldave made the *** drop. I hit a red light, looked in the mirror and didnt see a jacker in sight. Everything was alright, I got a beep from kim and she can **** all night.

I called up the homies and and asking yall what court are yall playng basketball. Little known is on the court im trouble, last week I ****ed around and got a triple double. I was freaking brothes everyday like MJ. I cant believe today was a good day.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Poetry brah...made me tear up there for a moment...no, wait, that was just something in my eye. Never mind.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

went to a kfc buffet for lunch and watched all of the fat ***** eat like 3 whole chickens each. Then one of the fat beasts was still hungry and she gave me head.

 

[OOBE 10+ year member]

Today I was chillin in my car listenin to some tunes, and I accidentally turned the volume up to 11. I then noticed the song changed to number 11, and it was 11:11pm. Kinda creepy.

Cool story, bro! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Today I went to Walgreens to buy a new battery for my electric gate's remote control and I saw yogurt pretzels and chocolate pretzels for $1 each. I got one bag of each. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Right now I am abusing my earholes with irresponsible levels of Pro-Pain through my open ear Sennheisers.

 

[iHertz 10+ year member]

Purple + Chocolate Philly = reading forums on my balcony after a long day at work