Official "Cool Story Bro" Thread

[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

I think we can all agree that it's about time we relocate the mass amount of trolls into one thread. This is the thread for all of you guys to post your useless life stories and experiences that don't require an argument. Did work **** today? Did you get a cool birthday present? Did your dog learn a new trick? Lucky you, you're in the right thread. Commence...

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[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

Today I was chillin in my car listenin to some tunes, and I accidentally turned the volume up to 11. I then noticed the song changed to number 11, and it was 11:11pm. Kinda creepy.

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

Well yesterday boyz, I went down to the local pawn shop, and bought a 50 caliber machine gun, and mounted that bitch on ma scion xb. So here I am driving down the road mowing down civilians and cops, not to mention im drunk, so if i get caught, ill get a dui with manslaughter, and a failure to stop at 24 stop signs.

Anywayz, i pull over, and pull out my 9mm and pop a cap in some gay-bo's face, i think his name was Capo, or sum shit, can't remember, but he was walkin out of the gay bar with his butt-buddy audiodave. A bunch of bitches and ho's start freakin out and scream murderer at me, but i tell em that this ****** lied about his audio setups, so theyz was all cool n shit with me now, and they offered me a free beer. So i say fuck it.

Next thing I know, Im waking up with a hangover, and a possible case of Aids.

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[xseveredveganx 10+ year member]

Cool story, bro.

Thread's pretty alright, too.

 

[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

Well yesterday boyz, I went down to the local pawn shop, and bought a 50 caliber machine gun, and mounted that bitch on ma scion xb. So here I am driving down the road mowing down civilians and cops, not to mention im drunk, so if i get caught, ill get a dui with manslaughter, and a failure to stop at 24 stop signs.
Anywayz, i pull over, and pull out my 9mm and pop a cap in some gay-bo's face, i think his name was Capo, or sum shit, can't remember, but he was walkin out of the gay bar with his butt-buddy audiodave. A bunch of bitches and ho's start freakin out and scream murderer at me, but i tell em that this ****** lied about his audio setups, so theyz was all cool n shit with me now, and they offered me a free beer. So i say fuck it.

Next thing I know, Im waking up with a hangover, and a possible case of Aids.

continued.

You just couldn't leave Audiodave out, could ya? Hahaha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif Cool story.

 

[mossberg385t 10+ year member]

Hookers and blow.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

boats n' hoes

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

I have a mole in my pubic hair region that Im told is pretty sexy. By women.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Gay thread is gay...

 

[RidinSwangaz 10+ year member]

I just bought an amp. Oh & if you guy's haven't tried that Chocolate & Strawberry KY jelly with your old ladys, Do it, it's good shit

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fart.gif.9285a21c4a53b1a914c9dedbfcf9d894.gif I just farted. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[twistedchild420 5,000+ posts]

There was already a Crunk Times thread......but....i shit 5 times yesterday //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[RidinSwangaz 10+ year member]

There was already a Crunk Times thread......but....i shit 5 times yesterday //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

That healthy nigqa?

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Hello Mr. Hemorrhoid! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wave.gif.002382ce7d7c19757ab945cc69819de1.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

cool bro story.