Official "Cool Story Bro" Thread

[power-fanatic07 5,000+ posts]

Mia I'm a cop

 

[iHertz 10+ year member]

Mia I'm a cop

Oh cool story bro.

I'm a judge.

 

[Maglite 10+ year member]

Well yesterday boyz, I went down to the local pawn shop, and bought a 50 caliber machine gun, and mounted that bitch on ma scion xb. So here I am driving down the road mowing down civilians and cops, not to mention im drunk, so if i get caught, ill get a dui with manslaughter, and a failure to stop at 24 stop signs.
Anywayz, i pull over, and pull out my 9mm and pop a cap in some gay-bo's face, i think his name was Capo, or sum shit, can't remember, but he was walkin out of the gay bar with his butt-buddy audiodave. A bunch of bitches and ho's start freakin out and scream murderer at me, but i tell em that this ****** lied about his audio setups, so theyz was all cool n shit with me now, and they offered me a free beer. So i say fuck it.

Next thing I know, Im waking up with a hangover, and a possible case of Aids.

continued.

Pimp from VA in a Scion...pretty soft //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/zzzzz.gif.06fa1eabe00c8b872d7e814474c9b95c.gif

 

[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

Well this morning I woke up and just had to thank god. I didnt quite know it at the time but today seemed kindave odd. There wasnt any barking from my dog, no smog, and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog. I got my grub on, but didnt pig out; I got a call from this chick I been wanting to dig out. I hooked it up for later as I hit the door thinking will I live another 24? I was in a hurry cause I got me a drop top and if I hit the switch I couldave made the *** drop. I hit a red light, looked in the mirror and didnt see a jacker in sight. Everything was alright, I got a beep from kim and she can **** all night. I called up the homies and and asking yall what court are yall playng basketball. Little known is on the court im trouble, last week I ****ed around and got a triple double. I was freaking brothes everyday like MJ. I cant believe today was a good day.

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[Suicide Bobb 5,000+ posts]

Today I decided I'm going to be the first person to make a soap/air freshner that eliminates not 99.9%, but 100% of all germs.

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

Pimp from VA in a Scion...pretty soft //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/zzzzz.gif.06fa1eabe00c8b872d7e814474c9b95c.gif

nigga, I pimp the forests, I let ma ho's walk the wilderness.

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

Nary a cool story was told. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

needs more cowbell.

 

[memphisguy87 10+ year member]

the end

 

[twistedchild420 5,000+ posts]

Fuk this thread

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

nigga, I pimp the forests, I let ma ho's walk the wilderness.

plenty of wood for them in the forest.. cha ching...

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

I hate watching pron where the girlz have a yeastie... Nothing like a hardonkiller like a foaming dripping snatch. Can almost smell that shiz through the Monitor.

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

I hate watching pron where the girlz have a yeastie... Nothing like a hardonkiller like a foaming dripping snatch. Can almost smell that shiz through the Monitor.

gross

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

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[themgators511 10+ year member]

went to a kfc buffet for lunch and watched all of the fat ***** eat like 3 whole chickens each. Then one of the fat beasts was still hungry and she gave me head.

I'm sure the BJ was desert not the meal, probably was still hungry right?