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[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Rockin the Duels......

2 12s&Boxes for 2 10s - $305 (Columbus, Ga)

Date: 2011-07-15, 4:58PM EDT

Reply to: sale-uqvue-2496227195@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Whats going on folks up for sale i have my 2 dual 12s i just bought em 3 days ago but i just quit my job so i need money it comes with the Amp the amy is 300.1 watts and both 12s are 500 a peice so they hit hard but not as hard as they should letting it go for 200. The 2nd ad are my 2 10s they are 400 watts a peice they hit hard to they are in a carpet custom box im letting them go for 75 reason why its cheap is becuase yu may need the outlets that hook up the speakers and the fiberglass is missing screws and thats it but they work perfectly fine. The other box doesnt have anything in them so yu can have they box for 30. if interested call/text Chris (706) 580-0304 perfer text tho

• Location: Columbus, Ga
  
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[LosIsATool 5,000+ posts]

Hmm.....275 for a box and sub that can be had new for less then 200....

JL AUDIO DIGITAL AMP AND SUB

Date: 2011-07-17, 10:42AM EDT

Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

JL AUDIO XD600 DIGITAL AMP, 12w0 SUB IN BOX, STINGER WIRES- $625 FOR ALL.... WILLING TO SELL SEPARATE AMP-$350 SUB-$275 COME GET TODAY!!!!!! TXT OR CALL ANYTIME (203)565-9462

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Hey, the ad says call any time...

$200 is a bit high Bro!

JL AUDIO 12W0V2-4 12" CAR AUDIO SINGLE 4-OHM SUBWOOFER | eBay

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

$200 is a bit high Bro!JL AUDIO 12W0V2-4 12" CAR AUDIO SINGLE 4-OHM SUBWOOFER | eBay

I was just being overly nice! LOL

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Power acousticrap strikes again....

Complete car audio system!! - $1 (New Tampa)

Date: 2011-07-24, 1:30AM EDT

Reply to: sale-bnxjn-2510221707@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Selling 2 15" power acoustic mofo subwoofers, 5,500 watt power acoustic amp, 3/4" mdf 2 15" speaker box, 5.0 farad capacitor, and car battery. Everything is less then 2 months old and works like new. Paid well over 1k for all of this. Will sell both subs and box for 400, if u want the amp then 575. Cal me at 386-801-3135

• Location: New Tampa
  
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[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

JL15 subwoofer in box w/amp - $550 (Hernando)

Date: 2011-07-24, 10:48AM EDT

Reply to: sale-pmbcz-2510475381@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

EFX amp 4600 HD 4channel and 15 JL audio in box. A year old paid $1,100 for it and was only used for 6 months.

$650 o.b.o

• Location: Hernando
  
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[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

Power acousticrap strikes again....



Complete car audio system!! - $1 (New Tampa)

Date: 2011-07-24, 1:30AM EDT

Reply to: sale-bnxjn-2510221707@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Selling 2 15" power acoustic mofo subwoofers, 5,500 watt power acoustic amp, 3/4" mdf 2 15" speaker box, 5.0 farad capacitor, and car battery. Everything is less then 2 months old and works like new. Paid well over 1k for all of this. Will sell both subs and box for 400, if u want the amp then 575. Cal me at 386-801-3135

• Location: New Tampa
  
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$175 for 5.5k? you're a fool not to buy this!

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

$175 for 5.5k? you're a fool not to buy this!

5.5K?

*maybe*, maybe if you plug it directly into a nuclear reactor and then *maybe* you might get 5.5k worth of a "bang".....

and that really stretching it.

 

[Why So Cereal? 5,000+ posts]

2 Alpine Type R 12s in a box - $250 (Moultrie)

Date: 2011-07-04, 8:19PM EDT

Reply to: sale-teqvp-2477212962@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Alpine 12" subs in a very sturdy box. Excellent shape. I paid 200 a piece for the speakers and 200 for the box when I bought them new. Even better sound. I dont mind trading for some of the value but I will still need at least $150 bucks in cash. Make an offer or tell me what you got. The worst I can do is say no.

The speakers can be seen at 300 East Central Ave in Moultrie at Another Man's Treasure Thrift Store.

Thanks

The sad thing about this is when i texted to buy, i asked him what the box was tuned to. and he said " i'm not gonna spout off about tuning because im not a pro and neither are you if youre gonna lowball me on $1000 of the best speakers ever made"

yet he paid.... 200 each......i guess someones been getting ridiculous offers!

i was gonna give him the 150, but after that....he can "eat a ****, souljaboy"

 

[Why So Cereal? 5,000+ posts]

$200 is a bit high Bro!JL AUDIO 12W0V2-4 12" CAR AUDIO SINGLE 4-OHM SUBWOOFER | eBay

i saw this crap too

 

[dragon.breath 10+ year member]

[/img]Kicker Solo baric 15" Square Subwoofer - $350 (Madison, AL)

Date: 2011-08-06, 9:54AM CDT

Reply to: sale-jkdk9-2528941709@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

The Kicker Solo-Baric L5 woofers inherit all the same patented technology as the dominant L7 square woofers at a more affordable price target. The 08/09 series offers a hot new look and improved design, specifically with the new SoloKon technology and heating disbursement. The patented square design allows for 18% more cone, which translates to more sound for you compared to competing round subs. The SoloKon one-piece, injection-molded cone offers full-coverage back bracing that pushes more air and creates louder bass than ever before.

The Santoprene rubber surround of the L5 handles the power of the motor and cone, and a rear foam gasket secures the stamped-steel basket to any given baffle. The logo-bearing steel basket with spring-loaded terminals, a stout magnet, and the logo-bearing protective front gasket also allow the L5 to take on power like never before.

Key Features:

15" Solo-Baric L5 Series Subwoofer

Power Handling:

Peak: 1500 watts

RMS: 750 watts

Titanium deposit impregnated cone woofer with rolled outer edge

Santoprene rubber surround

Stamped steel basket

Vented 360° back bracing

Rear foam gasket

Spring loaded terminals

Poly-cotton semi-progressive spider

Heat-dispersing, solid pole piece

Spiralead™ tinsel leads

High-temperature dual 2 ohm voice coils

Frequency response: 20-100 Hz

Sensitivity: 88 dB

Authorized Internet Dealer

1-year Manufacturer's warranty

[Any interest or questions feel free to email me. Price is firm as is because it still has about 350 days of warranty left. I accept cash in hand or checks. No trades or money orders.]

Comes with new sealed box and original packaging.

Comes with a new sealed box too.

Location: Madison, AL

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[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

Speaker Cables

Speaker Cables - $450 (Falmouth)

Luminous Audio Technoloy SYNCHESTRA speaker cables. An audiophile dream come true. (.997% pure silver cables 16G WG solid core.10 feet long in excellent condition). If you are looking for a very fast, articulate and extremely focused speaker cable here it is. The SYNCHESTRA Speaker Cable is the result of hundreds of hours comparing numerous prototypes with the above goal in mind.

The SYNCHESTRA Speaker Cable utilizes a high purity silver (99.997%) solid core 16 gauge composite conductor network sheathed in virgin Teflon. The Teflon conductors are then surrounded in PVC and bound by a premium nylon mesh jacket in order to preserve the integrity of the composite, the Go and Return legs are kept separate to reduce capacitance and magnetic interaction. Terminations are silver clad copper spade lugs and SILTECH solder.. there are beautiful cables that are not even burned in yet. These are very fast, transparent cables with about 20 hours on them. I will consider trading for other hi end audio gear. There cables sell for over $600. new and are considered an incredible bargain at that price. Upgrading speaker cables is one of the simplest ways to improve the sound of your system!

 

[ace_800 5,000+ posts]

UP FOR SALE 2 12'' type r's

they are 4ohm dual voice and 1500 watts max and 500 watts minimum,

they are in new condition.

these go for more then 300 at the stores like audio express. and about 200 online so dont tell me you can get it cheaper. haha cuz if that is the case what would you be doin callin me??? right?

so i would like to get 200 for each sub

and i also have a 2000 watt boss amp that pushes these bad boys hard but not hard enough!

i will like to get 200 for it. it is in new condition and has never been abused!

so if you want it all i will let it go for 500. im discounting 100 off if you take all!

i will not seperate subs.! must take both! unless you wanna pay 250 for one. which i doubt it!

will like to trade for some black 20 inch rims with lo pro tires. must be 5x115

if you dont have that then dont ask if i want trade for something else!!

if you are interested reach me at 5203427584

 

[LosIsATool 5,000+ posts]

Two Orion 12 Inch Subwoofers

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Nabors??? what??

escrow, or any promise of transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info kicker solo-baric12s and spl 3,000 watt amp for sale - $425 (columbus ga)

Date: 2011-08-12, 7:13PM EDT

Reply to: sale-yyuvg-2543961093@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

if you want to wake up your nabors this is what you need to have. if you are not going to buy please dont call and waste my time 706-392-6483 ask for pat

• Location: columbus ga
  
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[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

I actually met with this guy a few days ago....he gave me demo(and not a very impressive one) and in turn I gave him a demo of my S10. I wish my polish dumb *** had a camera to show you his face when my single DD3512 on 2800rms pwnd his 3....it was price less and now I found his for sale ad.....made me laugh!!!

3 ROCKFORD FOSGATE P3 12'S IN CUSTOM BOX WITH AMP, CAP, WIRING - $15 (Fort Benning)

Date: 2011-08-12, 5:29PM EDT

Reply to: sale-5emed-2543788874@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

If you are wanting people to stare at you in amazement when you drive by because your system is that ridiculous. Then, this system is for you. I have had this system since last march. There is nothing wrong with it. It sounds incredible. I just ran into money issues. The system includes 3 punch p3 12's. The p3 series is the top in performance for the punch line of Rockford Fosgate equipment. They are a dual 4 layer voice coil with a Kevlar re-enforced cone 500w/1000w @ 4 ohm power handling with the option to reduce impedance. The amp is also the biggest amp produced for the punch series. It has a true wattage rating of 1000w @1ohm. (What I mean by true is: not like those other brands that say 1000w on the amp that if you could ever manage to pull that much wattage through that amp it would burn up and you would be out the measly 300 bucks you spent on it and your $17 Wal-Mart warranty just ran out. The punch amps actual normal power handling is 1000w). It also has a built in adjustable x-over to tune to peak performance. The box is custom made to fit between the wheel wells in the back of my 06 Cherokee as well as flush to the top of the back seats. It can still fit in a lot of vehicles though. the dimensions are 44" w x 17"h x 10.5"d. Each speaker compartment is sealed and has 1.25^3 ft airspace. The box is wrapped in a cushioned black vinyl.

all fosgate wiring included

1 farad cap with charge/discharge card included

I built the system for around 1900 and it would be great if i could get that much for it but i know turn around pricing can be a biotch so ill sell it all for 1500 obo.

Don't be afraid to make an offer. I need the money.

text me at 817 8nine0 3one64 or email at jbrooks0082 at g mail dot com

• Location: Fort Benning
  
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