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[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

WTF did this guy just say??

POWER TO STOP UR HONDA - $35 (COLUMBUS)

Date: 2011-08-18, 11:33PM EDT

Reply to: sale-rg7zp-2554481564@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

DOES UR HONDA OR ACURA HAVE POWER BUT BREAKS NOT REALLT STOPPIN U HOW U WOULD LIKE TO ....THEN U NEED TO TEXT 706-580-9159 AND BUY MY USED SET OF DRILLED ANS SLOTRTED ROTORS FOR $35.......I UPGRADED TO BRIMBO TYPE BREAKS AND DONT USE THEM ANYMORE...THERE ABOUT 2WEEKS OLS...STILL VERY MEATY AND AINT WARPED OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT...TEXT OR CALL ONLY IF U SERIOUS BOUT BUYIN ASAP

• Location: COLUMBUS
  
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  

 

[LosIsATool 5,000+ posts]

Jl audio w3

 

[LosIsATool 5,000+ posts]

Rockford fosgate power 4 sale or trade - $1500 (Charlottesville)

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Date: 2011-08-20, 12:58PM EDT

Reply to: sale-j7gev-2556861029@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Rokford Fosgate Power Series system (wired to 1 ohm)

2-12'DVC power series subs 1000watts each (75lbs.each)

1-2000watt power series amp

1-25 fared Rockford fosgate capacitor

1-Rockford Fosgate designed ported sub box 40htz,37htz. in vehicle.

8 guage rockford fosgate speaker wire included in the sub box

Serios inquires only this is a very powerful system, the best I've had.Im selling this system at a very cheap price, first one with the cash gets the system

$5300 invested will take $1500 in cash this system is in excellent condition and has never been turned up to it's full capacity

If you want more info I can email you.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

4 Sub-Woofers/1 amp

2-12" Sony Pentagon sub-woofers, 2-12" Kicker Comp VR sub-woofers, 1-1000 watt Sony Explode amplifier. Call/text 501-472-9255 or email.

should be good for 170debeez

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

nvm

 

[Why So Cereal? 5,000+ posts]

Golf Clubs for sale! 4sets to choose from

Golf Clubs for sale! 4sets to choose from - $25 (Albany GA)

Date: 2011-08-29, 9:04AM EDT

Reply to: sale-4bpvj-2571295850@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have 4 complete sets of golf clubs for sale: putters/wedges/irons/woods/drivers with golf bags. They are all right-handed clubs, ranging from McGregor's to Taylor-Made's. I have changed my swing and clubs many times in search of the longest drive and perfect putt... After 15 years of careful calculation I realized I'm just not that good at golf.

Location: Albany GA

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PostingID: 2571295850

 

[813thumper 10+ year member]

Golf Clubs for sale! 4sets to choose from
Golf Clubs for sale! 4sets to choose from - $25 (Albany GA)

Date: 2011-08-29, 9:04AM EDT

Reply to: sale-4bpvj-2571295850@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have 4 complete sets of golf clubs for sale: putters/wedges/irons/woods/drivers with golf bags. They are all right-handed clubs, ranging from McGregor's to Taylor-Made's. I have changed my swing and clubs many times in search of the longest drive and perfect putt... After 15 years of careful calculation I realized I'm just not that good at golf.

Location: Albany GA

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PostingID: 2571295850

HAHAHAHA! that made my day

 

[dragon.breath 10+ year member]

LANZAR 4000 WATT AMP - $650 (PULASKI, TN)

Date: 2011-09-06, 8:02PM CDT

Reply to: sale-bvwd3-2585699746@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I HAVE A BARELY USED 4000 WATT, 2 CHANNEL, SILVER, LANZAR AMP FOR SALE. ASKING $650.00 WILL TAKE $600.00 BUT NO LESS.

Location: PULASKI, TN

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PostingID: 2585699746

i emailed this moron and asked him for the model number of his amplifier. he replied vibe 286. when i told him those only cost $150 new he sent me this;

um. if u knw where u can get u 1 go get it thn, but i bet u cant get it bc they dnt have thm anymo unless u find 1 sum1 , n if u knw wht it will do n got the woofers n money stop beggin n *** get it or stop waistn my time.....

 

[LosIsATool 5,000+ posts]

MUST SEE !! 2 12" orions, 1200w pioneer amp, touch screen

MUST SEE !! 2 12" orions, 1200w pioneer amp, touch screen - $1 (VA BEACH)

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Date: 2011-09-09, 9:52AM EDT

Reply to: sale-7vnkm-2580823307@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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-JUST SOLD MY CAR NOW THE SYSTEM NEEDS TO GO!

-i have two 2011 orion cobalt 12" subs in an orion ported box which i had bought less than 6 months ago for 600$ -

-i have a 2011 1200 w pioneer amp which i also bought 6 months ago for 500$

-I AM SELLING THEM ONLY AS A PAIR AND FOR 550$ !

-i also have the memphis 4 guage wires which were 250$ for an extra 50$ !

and i will sell my 7.1 inch touch screen for 250$ by itself or 200$ with the subs!

NO LOW BALLERS PLEASE!! I DONT WANT TO WASTE ANYONES TIME! I JUST WANT THESE GONE AND THATS WHY THERE SO CHEAP!

CALL/TEXT JACOB ANYTIME AND WE CAN MEET UP! (757)513-5661

Location: VA BEACH

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PostingID: 2580823307

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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Motor oil *******

Motor oil *******

Date: 2011-09-13, 8:58PM CDT

Reply to:

Why cant ******* smell like motor oil?

 

[LosIsATool 5,000+ posts]

motor oil *******motor oil *******

date: 2011-09-13, 8:58pm cdt

reply to:

Why cant ******* smell like motor oil?

wtf

 

[Wattser93 10+ year member]

!!!!!MUST SELL 5000 WATT SUBWOOFER SET!!!!!

!!!!!MUST SELL 5000 WATT SUBWOOFER SET!!!!! (Gardnerville)

With two 2500W 15" Boss phantom series subs, One 5000W bridge able mosfet pyramid america model PB3818 amplifier with 2 channel 2 OHM stereo stable/electronic crossover network features. One angles (front) ported dual, full carpeted and insulated enclosure with two 150W 6x2" horned tweeters. This thing will even fit in the back of my jeep cherokee with the spare tire on the side! Asking $400.00 OBO

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5000W for $400, what a steal!

 

[illadelph 10+ year member]

MTX

Its a MTX 9500 and box MTX 1501d amp and a rockferd 2 ferit cap to go along with everything has very low hours you can come take a look if you like. This system alone is worth over 2000. Price is 1100 OBO loosing money on this but need t get rid of it asap. Will also sell seperate as well. Call or Text me 651-356-1247 -AL-

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

Alpine(500w mono) and 2 Alpine type S 12"

 

[art1618 10+ year member]

Double wow.
Told ya it was good.

give up on life. FAIL