[OFFICIAL] Funny Craigslist Ads

[whitedragon551 5,000+ posts]

Seems everyone is infatuated with CL so instead of making 2.3 million threads post your funny craigslist posts here. Make sure you post a screenshot of the ad as well as the contents. Craigslist links expire fairly quickly and nobody wants to sift through them.

Any posts from 5/20/2011 and later will be deleted if the rules cant be followed. This is a trail run so make it count.

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[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

legit funny. not car audio funny.

"OMG look at this guy selling 2 CVRs and a 500watt amp he hit 159 what a dummy!!!" = not funny

 

[8thGenSI 10+ year member]

(2) 12 inch Subs with Box/Amps/Equalizer

(2) 12 inch Subs with Box/Amps/Equalizer - $1000 (san mateo)

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ok here i have (2) 12 inch subs (sony Xplodes) which are powered by a 1200 watt amp (also sony). and it comes with a Power Equalizer.. this equalizer lets you play your music while your car is off without killing your battery.. its basically an independent battery for the subs.. EVERYTHING IS SONY! BEST OF THE BEST!! i paid an arm and a leg for this setup and im letting it go for $1000.. it IS installed in my car right now so if you want you can hear it for yourself.. it KNOCKS SOOO HARD.. my buddy told me he heard me 4 blocks away.. i was impressed.. anyway here it is...

 

[jtomsic 5,000+ posts]

**** does knock so hard tho his buddy told him so

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Seems everyone is infatuated with CL so instead of making 2.3 million threads post your funny craigslist posts here. Make sure you copy the contents of the ad so when it gets flagged the rest of us can have a good laugh.

CL ads have a time limit, so this thread is gonna fill up with dead links pretty quickly. Its the reason I never made an official CL ad thread previously.

 

[Audio4ever 10+ year member]

(2) 12 inch Subs with Box/Amps/Equalizer
(2) 12 inch Subs with Box/Amps/Equalizer - $1000 (san mateo)

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ok here i have (2) 12 inch subs (sony Xplodes) which are powered by a 1200 watt amp (also sony). and it comes with a Power Equalizer.. this equalizer lets you play your music while your car is off without killing your battery.. its basically an independent battery for the subs.. EVERYTHING IS SONY! BEST OF THE BEST!! i paid an arm and a leg for this setup and im letting it go for $1000.. it IS installed in my car right now so if you want you can hear it for yourself.. it KNOCKS SOOO HARD.. my buddy told me he heard me 4 blocks away.. i was impressed.. anyway here it is...

equalizer sure looks like a cap(in disguise)

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

Here is one...

SELLING SOME OF THE MOST POWERFULL SUBS AROUND! THAT ABSULOTLY SLAMMMM! STILL HOOKED UP CAN DEMO FOR YOU. 1000RMS EACH 2000WATT MAX, WEIGHT IS 70LBs each!

MONSTERSSSSSSSSSSS!

NUMBER IS 727-504-0208 HIT ME UP IS YOU WANT SOME SERIOUS BANG. TEXT CALL OR EMAIL. THANKS

and this one...

i have two kicker L7 12s and a 6000 watt lanzar amp and a 2 farad capacitor

i want $650 for everything and no im not hurting for money so if you dont

have the money just dont call if interested call or text (762)207- 2495

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

Seems everyone is infatuated with CL so instead of making 2.3 million threads post your funny craigslist posts here. Make sure you copy the contents of the ad so when it gets flagged the rest of us can have a good laugh.

i started the official cl thread 2 months ago //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

The first two in this thread weren't funny, I mean these people might be ignorant to car audio but it's not funny.

 

[i love spl 10+ year member]

Pioneer CD player for vehicle**BRAND NEW NEVER TAKEN OUT OF BOX

what about this guy with his bnib pioneer that has never been taken out the box but has a pic of it out the box.

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

The first two in this thread weren't funny, I mean these people might be ignorant to car audio but it's not funny.

the last line in the jl amp one made me laugh - "Most people into car stereos know exactly how good this amp is"---

this is the same guy making both of these.

Mint. JL 13w7

JL 1000/1v2

http://scranton.craigslist.org/ele/2388381333.html 2 w6's blew out the back windows of a blazer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[8thGenSI 10+ year member]

The first two in this thread weren't funny, I mean these people might be ignorant to car audio but it's not funny.

Tell me what you do not find funny about s guy claiming an "equalizer" is a dedicated battery for your subs.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Tell me what you do not find funny about s guy claiming an "equalizer" is a dedicated battery for your subs.

It didn't make me laugh. I didn't lol in my head.

 

[outsideshot23 10+ year member]

the last line in the jl amp one made me laugh - "Most people into car stereos know exactly how good this amp is"---this is the same guy making both of these.

Mint. JL 13w7

JL 1000/1v2

2 12"JL audio w6's subwoofers great condition 2 w6's blew out the back windows of a blazer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

lol

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

This one is really bad...

You already know MCOR is your largest JL Audio, Hertz/Alpine, and ARC Audio dealer in this state. But, we are now working our way to becoming one of the LARGEST Alpine dealers in Florida to! We have just received a HUGE stockorder on multiple pallets to offer our great customers a brand you already know and love at incredible pricing you have always been used to at MCOR. Below is one of our most popular MCOR exclusive packages to kick off this Alpine relationship. This is over $900 worth of equipment when purchased seperately! Call MCOR at (813) 362-5454 to take part in this ridiculous MCOR/Alpine exclusive special. We are also offering DEEP discounts (including a free JL Audio basic amp wiring kit) if you choose to also have your equipment installed by MCOR!

$700???

Well...

Alpine MRP-M500 Class D Monoblock Amplifier (MRPM500)

Bass Package: Alpine SWE1243 Subwoofer + Absolute Sealed Sub Box

Alpine SPE-6000 Coaxial 2-way 6-1/2" Car Speakers

Alpine SPE-6090 (spe6090) 2-way 6" x 9" Car Speakers

I could get it all for around $520 here.

WOW.