New Truck And Fresh Install (pics)!!!

[cotjones 10+ year member]

If it DID exist, dont you think it would be more known to the world? If it did, the leading manufacturers like Diablosport, SCT, AEM, etc would be bankrupt within a day.
Ill say it again. It is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to gain 111hp from any engine with a chip/standalone ecu (with exception of diesel) without major modification/FI.

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PS. your truck is shit.

and the truck was bored and the heads were replaced to accomodate the chip.. alltogether +160 hp (+/- 10) from stock... well if its not leagal in the US then the market wouldn't be too great would it, can you find a place online to order some crack? and why do you think the truck is shit?

 

[02parkave 5,000+ posts]

yes i do.... see "most people know i would've put..." does indeed make sense... but that's not what i wrote... it was "most of the people know would've"
so my way you just add in the "I"... whereas your way you add the "I" and take out the "of the" to make a sentence that makes less sense... i hope you haven't taken the SAT like that or you would've failed the sentence correction section... so much for college...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

after i nicely asked you to take it off... then most of the people know would've put your *** on the floor

again- this is, word for word, what you wrote.

so- inserting the "I" as I said, would read

"after i nicely asked you to take it off... then most of the people know "I" would've put your *** on the floor"

why can you not grasp this you imbecile? are you really this retarded? BTW- I did quite well in college...

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

and the truck was bored and the heads were replaced to accomodate the chip.. alltogether +160 hp (+/- 10) from stock... well if its not leagal in the US then the market wouldn't be too great would it, can you find a place online to order some crack? and why do you think the truck is shit?

Oh, so now it was a $6700 chip plus a bore and head job. How much freakin cash did your dad spend on this 160hp upgrade? lmao I cant believe you still dont see the supreme idiocy in the very fundamentals of your lie: it would be retarded to do anyway.

BTW, 'boring' an engine simply means increasing the cylinder bore diameter. This would in no way be necessary to 'accomodate' any power boosting chip or performance mod. Again, clearly technobabble coming from someone who doesn't understand engines. Grow up, there are better way to get attention than these schoolyard lies.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

And coincidentally one of my vehicle's is a dodge ram with the 360. Im putting the finishing touches on my dual alt brackets for it today (260amp Iraggi, full-size GM case... muhaha). For some reason I have the urge to paint the brackets italian red.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

my engine was bored too, so I took it out of my car and set it next to me on the couch, then both of us enjoyed The Lion King together

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

And coincidentally one of my vehicle's is a dodge ram with the 360. Im putting the finishing touches on my dual alt brackets for it today (260amp Iraggi, full-size GM case... muhaha). For some reason I have the urge to paint the brackets italian red.

2 260 amp alts? Jesus Christ, you trying to power a small city?

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

my engine was bored too, so I took it out of my car and set it next to me on the couch, then both of us enjoyed The Lion King together

Then you two got all kissy face on the couch... next thing you know you're *****, sweaty and plugging its vacuum leak with your tongue.

Was that taking the joke too far?

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

2 260 amp alts? Jesus Christ, you trying to power a small city?

No, just two xxx 15's. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif The second alt is the 260, the first is stock (and remaining that way).

 

[SVTLightning01 10+ year member]

and the truck was bored and the heads were replaced to accomodate the chip.. alltogether +160 hp (+/- 10) from stock... well if its not leagal in the US then the market wouldn't be too great would it, can you find a place online to order some crack? and why do you think the truck is shit?

There is no way in hell that boring 20 over + heads + chip is 160hp. I would seriously like to see dyno numbers. I should go find a dodge ram forum and post this BS on there. The stock fuel system on your truck wouldnt be able to support a 160hp gain. A stock engine could not move enough air and fuel to support this.

So along with those upgrades you say to have, you would also need to upgrade injectors, Mass Air Flow sensor, and fuel pumps.

Unless you show your trucks dyno numbers, everyone will continue to shit on your face.

I almost forgot.

Your truck is shit because:

A. The truck is ugly.

B. The rims are ugly.

C. I had the urge to poop when I saw it.

D. My Lightning would have shit all over it even with your claimed chip.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

I have the urge to poop right now, but that's probably just a coincidence.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

hopefully you dad does the right thing and pulls a chris benoit on your family so that reproduction will never continue in your family.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Hemorrhoid rage?

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

that was pretty low...

 

[Amalan 10+ year member]

why dont you take your phone, snap a picture of the chip, and post in here so we can laugh at you some more and call you an r-tard? its the only logical thing to do.

 

[maldecido33 10+ year member]

Seriously, take a picture of the chip with your phone.

Don't ignore the post's you can't BS your way out of, like jdawg's earlier.