Need to pass drug test?!?!?!?

[undeadxsunshine 10+ year member]

Cranberry juice *****!

drink lots of that

 

[jerseysfinest08]

Drive your mullet mobile 100mph+ into a brick wall and you won't have anything to worry about passing.

mullet mobile is any camaro from1975-1990

 

[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

drink pool chemicals. alot of them. please.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

go to walmart and get the niacin in a white bottle, make sure it is not flush free.

Pop about 3 of those in the morning, drink a shitload of water, and 3 in the evening and drink more shitloads of water. Then do the same thing the next day. Then the third day drink water and a mountain dew. It somehow restores the proteins you flushed out that they look for. Worked for me 3x now.

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

some people drink bleach to cleanse their system

/thread

 

[crash9201 10+ year member]

go to GNC and get Q Carbo; bottle costs about 50 bucks; follow the instructions to the tee; or you could go the brokemans way; buy like 3 gall. of Arizona green Tea; and start chuggin... eat some multivitamans so your piss doesnt turn clear

 

[microhaxo 10+ year member]

You shouldn't have used drugs..

 

[memphisman00 10+ year member]

**** all you shouldnt have used drugs haters. theres nothin wrong with smokin.

 

[jerseysfinest08]

^^^^ yea i figured there would be alot less straight edge ppl on here

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

**** all you shouldnt have used drugs haters. theres nothin wrong with smokin.

No, there's nothing wrong with smoking.

There's something wrong with smoking when you have a job that tests for drugs.

If you don't agree with them drug testing, you shouldn't have taken the job, period.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

umm u can pass idiot i just need to know where to get a detox drink or pills from

Wouldn't need it if you didn't smoke you worthless druggie.

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

:facepalm:

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

Find someone to give you clean piss. Take that in a small container and tuck it around your balls. Fill the cup with it. Not that hard.

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

^^^^ yea i figured there would be alot less straight edge ppl on here

Straight edge people are usually faggot hypocrites. They love condemning drug use, while smoking a cigarette and guzzling a beer, dont mind the fact that alcohol and tobacco are more harmful physically and kill many more brain cells than pretty much all illicit drugs. They also love cramming that poison they call fast food in their bodies on a regular basis, and theyre the ones telling others theyre gonna die. They usually severely overweight too, and cant get any ***** furthering their anger towards anyone enjoying their life.

 

[HungNeckTight 10+ year member]

go to a al natural food store and get all the detox kits you can. take them all starting at least 3 days before. you'll be ok