Need to pass drug test?!?!?!?

[haunther]

Niacin + 6gal h2o -> FLUSH

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

all you other dickheads dont flame the thread,

Since this board doesn't condone any illegal activities, consider it a favor this isn't deleted yet.

 

[Nut Hair Trick 10+ year member]

Drink lots of water. When you piss in the cup, piss in the cup mid-stream. Dont get the initial, or ending piss in there because that is where most of the containments are. But to tell you the truth, you're pretty much fkd and deservedly so. Your lively hood is at stake, but you'd rather smoke weed instead, knowing that you could get pissed. Not too bright.

 

[jerseysfinest08]

Since this board doesn't condone any illegal activities, consider it a favor this isn't deleted yet.

not supporting it im trying to get rid of it right now

Drink lots of water. When you piss in the cup, piss in the cup mid-stream. Dont get the initial, or ending piss in there because that is where most of the containments are. But to tell you the truth, you're pretty much fkd and deservedly so. Your lively hood is at stake, but you'd rather smoke weed instead, knowing that you could get pissed. Not too bright.

lol i know ppl who have passed useing detox b4 im not fkd and it was short notice i didnt even know i was working when i toked up all you sXe mofo's gtfo of my thread

 

[enoot 10+ year member]

Niacin H20 water pills. Not joking or anything but take some midol itll take the pain away keep you up and make you pee all at once.

 

[DNick454 10+ year member]

he could shave his head to beat the hair sample crap

Had a buddy that shaved his head to avoid the hair test. Then they just used a few pube hairs instead. He got busted, lost his job, AND shaved his head for nothing. I was just like LOLOLOLOL!"

 

[CobraStang98 10+ year member]

Use the drinkable clean out kits they work the best from my experience(when i was younger). I used the powder, pill, and drink to clean myself out in the past.

 

The drinkable kits that are usually available @ local smoke shops work the best IMO. They taste horrible so don't expect yourself to hold it down for too long(like the consistency of maple syrup). Don't do any drugs 2 days before and drink as much water as possible in those 2 days leading up to the test date. Piss as much as possible too, but after u drink the solution u can't piss until your actual test. I had a close encounter with almost pissing my pants, because my testing place was 30min away from me and i had to wait almost an hour before getting in.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

finally some positive input all you other dickheads dont flame the thread, any actual brands out there?

Fawk you, you fawking pot head!

I hope you wreck your Road Runner right into a brick wall.........

Hope the car don't get messed up though.

 

[only126db 10+ year member]

The only way to pass a urine test is to flush your system by drinking a ton of water and pissing all the time, this will 'cleanse' your urine.

 

The drink you will want to take is going to be all vitamins to replace what you wont have in the urine since you'll end up pissing straight water which will show up in a test as a false positive.

 

The drink will be found at a head shop or even a vitamin shop and you will want the drink with the most vitamin % they have, usually around 2000% + of the daily.

 

Most of the drinks will say do not eat for 4 hrs before your test and take the drink 1/2 hr before testing along with 20 oz of water or something like that.

 

I used a drink called Omni 3x once for court and twice for jobs, all 3x it worked, even once I smoked the night before the test, however the drinks recommend not to for 1 wk before the test or something like that.

 

I quit smoking 6 yrs ago, if it's going to intefere with you having a productive life maybe you should too.

 

I'm just witing for it to be legal and it'll be all good then.

 

Good Luck

 

 

[jerseysfinest08]

Fawk you, you fawking pot head!
I hope you wreck your Road Runner right into a brick wall.........

Hope the car don't get messed up though.

cars not done yet ya jealous sum*****

 

[jerseysfinest08]

The only way to pass a urine test is to flush your system by drinking a ton of water and pissing all the time, this will 'cleanse' your urine. 

The drink you will want to take is going to be all vitamins to replace what you wont have in the urine since you'll end up pissing straight water which will show up in a test as a false positive.

 

The drink will be found at a head shop or even a vitamin shop and you will want the drink with the most vitamin % they have, usually around 2000% + of the daily.

 

Most of the drinks will say do not eat for 4 hrs before your test and take the drink 1/2 hr before testing along with 20 oz of water or something like that.

 

I used a drink called Omni 3x once for court and twice for jobs, all 3x it worked, even once I smoked the night before the test, however the drinks recommend not to for 1 wk before the test or something like that.

 

I quit smoking 6 yrs ago, if it's going to intefere with you having a productive life maybe you should too.

 

I'm just witing for it to be legal and it'll be all good then.

 

Good Luck

 

thanks my friend just told me he got a job there and they dont do it for a lil while so im gonna have to carry the detox on me for about a month and then all the weed should be out of my system, and ill just not smoke until school starts again

 

[jerseysfinest08]

Since this board doesn't condone any illegal activities, consider it a favor this isn't deleted yet.

and i forgot thanks jim

 

[mr.michael 10+ year member]

mix water and vinegar. it works.

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

put down the bong fool

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

If you mix a bit of chlorine (any type of sanitizing cleanser thats chlorine based works good) with a little bit of bleach, it will clean out your system 100% , it might make you a bit sick, but I guarantee it will work ... I've had to do it dozen's of times, everytime is good.

If your scared to use bleach, you can substitute with ammonia, its a bit safer...