Need to pass drug test?!?!?!?

[jerseysfinest08]

guys i have a drug test coming up and i need to know where to get a detox drink from do pharmacies have them or maybe tobacco shops??? im completely lost and just smoked alot of bud the other day

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[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Well, I guess you're going to fail.

Simple solution, don't smoke weed if you have a job that requires drug testing? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/idea.gif.5acb6a39a9b92425414c316dda202bad.gif

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

Dont smoke weed stupid pot head

 

[jerseysfinest08]

umm u can pass idiot i just need to know where to get a detox drink or pills from

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

some people drink bleach to cleanse their system

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

fail

 

[jerseysfinest08]

some people drink bleach to cleanse their system

yea great idea

 

[KyleBechtold 5,000+ posts]

go to a smoke shop.. tell em you want to cleanse your system

 

[gotparts90 10+ year member]

fake pee will work, get a couple heat pads and a temperature strip from the fish store. The drink crap never really works well maybe one or two of them might but I would not risk it. Get a friend to pee for you or go to a head shop and buy the powder piss you add water to. I think the kit has the heatpads and temp strip in it.

even though the drink crap may be 100% guaranteed they just refund the purchase price if you fail they do not replace your paycheck.

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

i will send you a clean cup for 100 plus ship

 

[jerseysfinest08]

go to a smoke shop.. tell em you want to cleanse your system

fake pee will work, get a couple heat pads and a temperature strip from the fish store. The drink crap never really works well maybe one or two of them might but I would not risk it. Get a friend to pee for you or go to a head shop and buy the powder piss you add water to. I think the kit has the heatpads and temp strip in it.

finally some positive input all you other dickheads dont flame the thread, any actual brands out there?

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Couldn't agree more. Are they also going to take a hair sample. If they do you'll need to buy the shampoo.
One for sure way to pass is to get a clean donor's piss. Or you can roll the dice and try to flush your system with water until your pissing clear.

he could shave his head to beat the hair sample crap

 

[luv2shrOOm 10+ year member]

some people drink bleach to cleanse their system

atleast a gallon...

 

[andrew2944r 10+ year member]

lool

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

stop smoking weed dipshit and you wouldn't have to worry about it.