Need Ideas for Door Sign

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

"ATTENTION Floor weight restricted to 4 tons"

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Make a sign that says

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You must this thin to enter

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

"If you can't see your feet when you look down, keep walking"

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

"I like chicks with one chin"

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

FREE DONUTS!Just kidding, keep movin fatty.

"Weight Watchers located next door"

I'm liking these

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

The Next door is also mine too lol

I just thought of this one I might use:

Blake's Room

"If you knock on my door,and when I look through the peephole, you take up the whole view, I'm not letting you in, period. Unless the reason you're taking the whole view is that you're 3 skinny chicks."

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

WARNINGDOOR

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[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

"You are not pretty on the inside....or the outside"

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

"Come in if you look like this"

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

"Roses are red violets are blue, if you can't fit through the door you are too friggin fat!"

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

fatty fatty 2 by 4, cant fit through my dorm room door

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

"If it takes more than a case before you start looking good, stay out"

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

Just get to the point...

you're fat, get the fuck away

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Just get to the point...
you're fat, get the fuck away

He tried that, it didn't work..